Chapter 5
Sorry about the sudden intro, actually this chapter is about a cliched beach trip. The Author actually decided on doing this chapter in a dream. All he said was "Beach, b.o.o.bies, zzzzzzz".He was sleep talking.
"That's not true."(Author)
"Don't worry, bud. It happens to the best of us."(Takeo)
Oh, I also forgot to mention. I am currently on my way to a beach. Well, a private beach island, if i may accurately say. Owned by the CEO of a conglomerate, who's daughter invited Kakes.h.i.+ and inreturn Kakes.h.i.+ invited Nouta, Makoto, Sanji and his little brother, Ryuji.
I was pulled into this against my best wishes. But I wonder, how he suckered Nouta and Makoto into this. Sanji's trying to spend time with his 6 year old brother. I get that. But those two, I don't get. Those 2 would rather go to a beach filled with hot girls in bikni's than this. Well, What ever the case. We're in this together and what a utter s.h.i.+t situation, this is.
So about that girl invited my twin brother, her name was Tsubasa Ayatami. And i don't know much about her. But I can give you a physical description of her. Which may not be right. But stick with me.
She has brown hair. She has a medium size chest or bigger. It depends on how you look at it. It looks different from every angle. But due to her, wearing some skimpy clothing to catch my brother's eye. I can definitely say that she's a medium sized. Not bad, according to the author.
"Hey, don't implicate me into this awkward description situation!"(Author)
She has green eyes and they are definitely yandere eyes, now.
As you see, the gang and i are on a yacht travelling to the island. And Tsubasa was sitting outside in the bathing sun. Trying to catch my brother's eye. But Kakes.h.i.+ was too
I was sitting under a umbrella in the rear to the boy's and I could sense the yandere aura from her from 20 feet away, she must have a built-in sonar. And man, she makes a great " I'm gonna kill all of them" face.
Glaring green eyes like a animal and deep black dark aura.
She was probably angry because my brother wasn't paying her any attention and bringing his brother and friends along.
Oh, my dear brother, you gonna killed by a crazy woman someday or guy. He could be gay for all i know. Author-san just please make sure that i don't get implicated in that mess. What ever it maybe.
"I can't make any promises."(Author)
"just suck my d***. a.s.shole! And was that censors.h.i.+p just now? You know what may you get killed by a religious fanatic. Well, that may not happen, because you have only 0.0009% chance of dying in a terror attack." (Takeo)
"I will take my chances then."(Author)
Well, back to the story. 4 hours after our departure. After f.u.c.king 4 hours of sea travel. We finally get to this d.a.m.n place. Well, I'm just happy. That we've reached land.
When I saw the island sh.o.r.e. I was gonna cry for a moment. But no! I must keep cool. I'm the cool main character of a novel. Which is s.h.i.+tty in every sector, even b.r.e.a.s.t.s. But not in male handsomeness. To many attractive guys, in this novel for my taste.
I know you can't see my world. But there's a lot of nice and attractive guys here.
Come on! Author-san. Gender equality, man.
While I was rambling to myself, our yacht just docked at the island port.
Uhhhh....beaches. Home of sun-tans and the place of carnal desires
Well, it's shame that in a few hundred year or hundred year. Most of the world's beaches will be submerged under water. And all because humans are selfish and greedy.
What do i have to worry about? I'm a fictional character in a fictional world. I'll go out on to that island and try to enjoy myself to the best of my abilities. Like a f.u.c.king optimist.
[A day later...]
As we went back to the mainland by the yacht that we came on. All of beside Kakes.h.i.+, had only one thing in mine. "what a f.u.c.king horrible trip."
A lot of things happened while the timeskip thing happened. Like vengful mistress of Tsubasa's father trying to kill her and almost killing us instead. Then there was her father's a.s.sistant getting jealous of Kakes.h.i.+ getting Tsubasa's utmost attention and her trying to kill Kakes.h.i.+. And Sanji breaking his left leg. We had to carry that a.s.shole, because we were most of the time running from people trying to kill us.
You know, that island was called "Paradise Island";. But that's misleading. It should be changed to "Killer Island."
After this all said and done. All of us made a vow to never go on a trip to any one of Kakes.h.i.+'s friends. They are all indefinitely dangerous for us.
But Kakes.h.i.+ was unshaken. He was almost killed. But his still in character. Author-san, is he really a robot?