Chapter 21
~159~~This Song, which was repeated three or four times, was continued till their arrival at Newport-market, where the Songsters divided: our party pursued their way through Coventry-street, and arrived without further adventure or interruption safely at home. Sparkle bade them adieu, and proceeded to Bond-street; and Tom and Bob sought the repose of the pillow.
It is said that "Music hath charms to sooth the savage breast," and it cannot but be allowed that the _Yo heave ho_, of our Sailors, or the sound of a fiddle, contribute much to the speed of weighing anchor.
It is an indisputable fact that there are few causes which more decidedly form, or at least there are few evidences which more clearly indicate, the true character of a nation, than its Songs and Ballads. It has been observed by the learned Selden, that you may see which way the wind sets by throwing a straw up into the air, when you cannot make the same discovery by tossing up a stone or other weighty substance. Thus it is with Songs and Ballads, respecting the state of public feeling, when productions of a more elaborate nature fail in their elucidations: so much so that it is related of a great Statesman, who was fully convinced of the truth of the observation, that he said, "Give me the making of the national Ballads, and I care not who frames your Laws." Every day's experience tends to prove the power which the _sphere-born_ Sisters of harmony, voice, and verse, have over the human mind. "I would rather,"
says Mr. Sheridan, "have written Glover's song of 'Hosier's Ghost' than the Annals of Tacitus."~160~~
CHAPTER XII
O what a town, what a wonderful Metropolis!
Sure such a town as this was never seen; Mayor, common councilmen, citizens and populace, Wand'ring from Poplar to Turnham Green.
Chapels, churches, synagogues, distilleries and county banks-- Poets, Jews and gentlemen, apothecaries, mountebanks-- There's Bethlem Hospital, and there the Picture Gallery; And there's Sadler's Wells, and there the Court of Chancery.
O such a town, such a wonderful Metropolis, Sure such a town as this was never seen!
O such a town, and such a heap of carriages, Sure such a motley group was never seen; Such a swarm of young and old, of buryings and marriages, All the world seems occupied in ceaseless din.
There's the Bench, and there's the Bank--now only take a peep at her-- And there's Rag Fair, and there the East-London Theatre-- There's St. James's all so fine, St. Giles's all in tattery, Where fun and frolic dance the rig from Sat.u.r.day to Sat.u.r.day.
O what a town, what a wonderful Metropolis, Sure such a town as this was never seen!
A SHORT time after this day's ramble, the Hon. Tom Dash all and his friend Tallyho paid a visit to the celebrated Tattersall's.
[Ill.u.s.tration: page160 Tattersall's]
"This," said Tom, "is a great scene of action at times, and you will upon some occasions find as much business done here as there is on 'Change; the dealings however are not so fair, though the profits are larger; and if you observe the characters and the visages of the visitants, it will be found it is most frequently attended by Turf-Jews and Greeks.{1} Any man indeed who dabbles in horse-dealing, must, like a gamester, be either a rook or a pigeon; {2} for horse-dealing is a species of gambling, in which as many
1 Turf-Jews and Greeks--Gamblers at races, trotting- matches, &c.
2 Rooks and Pigeons are frequenters of gaming-houses: the former signifying the successful adventurer, and the latter the unfortunate dupe.
~161~~depredations are committed upon the property of the unwary as in any other, and every one engaged in it thinks it a meritorious act to dupe his chapman. Even n.o.blemen and gentlemen, who in other transactions of life are honest, will make no scruple of cheating you in horse-dealing: nor is this to be
'There's a horse truly good and well made.
'There's the appearance of a fine woman! broad breast, round hips, and long neck.
'There's the countenance, intrepidity, and fire of a lion.
'There's the eye, joint, and nostril of an ox.
~162~~'There's the nose, gentleness, and patience of a lamb.
'There's the strength, constancy, and foot of a mule.
'There's the hair, head, and leg of a deer.
'There's the throat, neck, and hearing of a wolf.
'There's the ear, brush, and trot of a fox.
'There's the memory, sight, and turning of a serpent.
'There's the running, suppleness, and innocence of the hare.
"And if a horse sold for sound wind, limb, and eyesight, with all the gentleness of a lamb, that a child might ride him with safety, should afterwards break the purchaser's neck, the seller has nothing to do with it, provided he has received the _bit_,{1} but laughs at the _do_.{2} Nay, they will sometimes sell a horse, warranted to go as steady as ever a horse went in harness, to a friend, a.s.suring him at the same time that he has not a fault of any kind--that he is good as ever shoved a head through a horse-collar; and if he should afterwards rear up in the gig, and overturn the driver into a ditch, shatter the concern to pieces, spill Ma'am, and kill both her and the child of promise, the conscientious Horse-dealer has nothing to do with all this: How could he help it? he sold the horse for a good horse, and a good horse he was.
This is all in the way of fair dealing. Again, if a horse is sold as sound, and he prove broken-winded, lame, or otherwise, not worth one fortieth part of the purchase-money, still it is only a piece of jockeys.h.i.+p--a fair manouvre, affording opportunities of merriment."
"A very laudable sort of company," said Bob.
"It is rather a mixed one," replied Tom--"it is indeed a complete mixture of all conditions, ranks, and orders of society. But let us take a peep at some of them. Do you observe that stout fellow yonder, with a stick in his hand? he has been a _Daisy-kicker_, and, by his arts and contrivances having saved a little money, is now a regular dealer, and may generally be seen here on selling days."
"Daisy-kicker," said Bob, "I don't comprehend the term."
"Then I will explain," was the reply. "Daisy-kickers are Ostlers belonging to large inns, who are known to each other by that t.i.tle, and you may frequently hear them
1 Bit--A cant term for money.
2 Do--Any successful endeavour to over-reach another is by these gentlemen call'd a do, meaning--so and so has been done.
~163~~ask--When did you sell your Daisy-kicker or Grogham?--for these terms are made use of among themselves as cant for a horse. Do you also observe, he is now in close conversation with a person who he expects will become a purchaser."
"And who is he?"
"He is no other than a common informer, though in high life; keeps his carriage, horses, and servants--lives in the first style--he is shortly to be made a Consul of, and perhaps an Amba.s.sador afterwards. The first is to all intents and purposes a Lord of Trade, and his Excellency nothing more than a t.i.tled spy, in the same way as a Bailiff is a follower of the law, and a man out of livery a Knight's companion or a n.o.bleman's gentleman."
Their attention was at this moment attracted by the appearance of two persons dressed in the extreme of fas.h.i.+on, who, upon meeting just by them, caught eagerly hold of each other's hand, and they overheard the following--'Why, Bill, how am you, my hearty?--where have you been _trotting your galloper_?--what is you arter?--how's Harry and Ben?--haven't seen you this blue moon.'{1}
'All tidy,' was the reply; 'Ben is getting better, and is going to sport a new curricle, which is now building for him in Long Acre, as soon as he is recovered.'
'Why what the devil's the matter with him, eh?'
'Nothing of any consequence, only he got mill'd a night or two ago about his blowen--he had one of his ribs broke, sprained his right wrist, and sports a _painted peeper_{2} upon the occasion, that's all.'
'Why you know he's no _bad c.o.c.k_ at the Fancy, and won't put up with any gammon.'
'No, but he was lushy, and so he got queer'd--But I say, have you sold your bay?'
'No, d----n me, I can't get my price.'
'Why, what is it you axes?'{3}
'Only a hundred and thirty--got by Agamemnon. Lord, it's no price at all--cheap as dirt--But I say, Bill,
1 Blue moon--This is usually intended to imply a long time.
2 Painted peeper--A black eye.