My Pick Up Artist System

As Ben sat on his bed in his dorm room, he cleared his throat in preparation for his solo performance. Visualizing himself at Madison Square Garden, he spoke into the imaginary microphone. "This next one is…my remix of 'Circles' by Post Malone."

Looking out at the 20,000 people in attendance, he held his air guitar, and closed his eyes…

"I didn't make a sound~

'Til your insides drowned~

I'll be the bad guy now~

But yes, I am so proud~

I couldn't cum there~

But I still tried~

You won't believe it~

I'll creampie every time!

Seasons change and my jizz went cold~

Clean the stains cause I can't let go~

Run away, but I'm jizzing inside you~

Run away, run away~

I dare you to do something~

I'm jizzing in you again~

Cause I feel no shame!

Run away, but I'm jizzing inside you~

Run away, run away, run away~"

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