Edward Jizzerhands
Walking through the chilly nighttime Manhattan streets, Katie and Ben huddled for warmth, her arm looping around his as she leaned into him. They strolled at a gentle pace, the sounds of passing cars and pedestrians giving way to their intimate conversation.
"Wait, you said the writers made Daenerys do what?!?" Ben couldn't believe what Katie was telling him about the Games of Thrones finale…
He was a few seasons behind but now he'd rather just skip it…
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After she confirmed what he thought he heard the first time, Ben couldn't talk about it anymore and asked something else. "So you volunteer at the hospital every week?" He needed to change the subject to forget that foul taste in his mouth, the same one tens of millions of viewers had when they were force-fed that dragon-sh*t sandwich…
"Mmmhm." Katie nodded.
"That's good." Ben sighed in relief. 'At first, I thought she was trying to f*ck in there…'
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