Chapter 35
Many screaming civilians and barking dogs can be heard throughout the mall. And suddenly some dumba.s.s decided to throw a booze bomb at the display car.
*explosion*
And now there's fire and gla.s.s everywhere hope no dogs or kids were killed by that.
Lady "Come to think of it highly populated areas are the worst spots to be in when disaster strikes I can now see why lily and Dante are always armed even on dates...why are we always unarmed when we go on dates?"
Trish"cuz we're off duty and it's not romantic...well I guess straight chicks dig guys that are always bada.s.s"
Lady"should we try to get people to safety?"
Trish"nope your injured and I can't handle more then one helpless person at least not in this mess"
We left on that note abounding the
Lady "Patty's good what should we do now?"
Trish "...were locked in right?"
Lady "babe that's why I'm asking"
Trish"-.- hmmmm what's the stuff that kills people off in the movies lets not do that "
Lady "s.e.x sleep alcohol and being a child"
Trish"I love three of those options though"
Lady "same I'd prefer we f.u.c.ked and took a nap but seeing what's happening outside probably not the best idea...honey were you going?"
Trish"...I'm displeased I forgot to buy battery's today"
Lady"...Dam wanna watch nana?"
Trish"...or we can eat sus.h.i.+"
Lady"...we don't have sus.h.i.+"
Trish(f.u.c.k I was trying to be smooth)
"Nana's cool"
The two watched nana and then fell asleep on the couch they didn't get murdered but their vibraters and vodka were stolen by someone wanting to partic.i.p.ate in the purge but not liking murder.
[this has the potential to be a lemon but I'm not a lesbian and I've never wrote a lemon so it's not]