Chapter 1
"How can there be such a shameless person like you?" the man's eyebrow was covered with rage, the torn s.h.i.+rt couldn't cover the bitemark on his neck, on which there was a faint blood stain: "I won't touch you even in my next life, and I certainly will never love you!"
Then the man took him out of bed. He got out of bed naked and wrapped himself in the quilt.
In disgust, the man wiped his hand that just touched him with the sheet and added: "Because you can't even match his toe!"
Shen Jintai was stunned. What the h.e.l.l was going on.
"Why are you still here!"
Shen Jintai's mind was blank. He quickly put on his pants and grabbed a jacket. As soon as he opened the door, he heard the man behind him said angrily: "Wait!"
As he turned around, a fancy thong hit him in the face.
The sun was s.h.i.+ning outside, and he was blocking the sun with his hands. He felt a little dizzy. Someone honked crazily and he quickly stepped back to the side of the road and crouched down with the Wutong tree.
The f.u.c.k…
"Ding Dong! Loving we shall be, harmony depends on us. Your dear personal consultant Xiao Ai is now on."
Shen Jintai frowned.
"Dear host, congratulations on your successful entry into our system of harmony and love."
What the h.e.l.l?
"It's not h.e.l.l, it's a real welfare. We detected that your life has been used up. In other words, you are dead in the real world."
Shen Jintai: "..."
Wasn't he on his way to the awards ceremony for his first nomination for the best supporting actor?!
He vaguely remembered, there seemed to be an accident?
"But don't be sad, dear. You are very lucky to get a chance of rebirth. As long as you complete the missions as required, you'll get a new life in a new world."
"… What mission?"
"As we all know, in response to the call of the government, the major novel websites have begun to implement the "Neck Project", that is, the new regulation of banning description below the neck in novels. This new regulation has little influence on those which focus on the plot, but undoubtedly has far-reaching influence on the emotional novels. Therefore, we carried out the action of offering love and harmony, and strive to promote the transformation of the major emotional novels into business-related writing. Harmonious society and the bright future depends on all of us!"
Shen Jintai said: "… offering Love and harmony?"
"Yes, we are members of the system of harmony and love. It is our basic principle to offer harmony and love. Let's have a look at your reward. Congratulations, your reward is that with the completion of the missions, you will become more and more good-looking and s.e.xually attracting. If you can complete all the missions, the highest level reward you will receive is that not only can you live in the new world, but also you'll get a man who will love only you in his life. He'll never cheat, never change his mind, and he'll still love you like crazy even after decades of staying together."
Whoa!
Shen Jintai's really moved now. He want it!
Men don't matter, but it's important to be attracting!
"Well, then. Xiao Ai will give you your first mission right away."
"Can you read my mind?"
"Yes, dear, may I read you the mission profile?"
"Ok."
"The name of the book that you are about to jump into is 'Everyone Loves Bai Yueguang', Green JJ BL novel."
Wait a minute, isn't this the novel he had read in his spare time?!
"Dear, please listen carefully and don't interrupt. According to the original plot, Yan Qiuchi, the leading man of this novel, will change from a cold, unmoved d.i.c.k to a warm, wild romeo after falling in love with Bai Yueguang. He will be wilder than anyone could imagine and what they've done can't be described by words."
It's true. He once read about Yan Qiuchi and Bai Yueguang. All he can say is that as a man with skin hunger so severe that he became s.a.d.i.s.tic, Yan Qiuchi has some really unorthodox hobbies.
"…" Xiao Ai paused for a while, and continued: "What Yan Qiuchi's like after his change is not in line with the new rules, so you are required to take away his partner, save him from love, and then he'll concentrate on his career. You are also required to suppress him, destroy him, and make him s.h.i.+ne like a sword forged in fire!"
Good. This is definitely in line with the rules!
"Your first mission is to take away Bai Yueguang from him. The reward for the first level mission is booty that won't get saggy even at your 60."
Shen Jintai: "What about getting good-looking?!"
"a.s.s, as we all know, is the most
Shen Jintai felt that the reward was particularly weird: "What if I failed? What punishment will I get?"
"We are a system of love. We have only rewards, no punishment."
Why he have a bad feeling.
"If you fail, it will be equivalent to the winning of the man who is competing with you, and he will be rewarded accordingly."
"What reward?"
The system suddenly gave out a kind of obscene laugh: "Yours is botty, what do you think he might get? Friendly reminder, he is a 100% top."
Is it…
What a nasty system this is!
"If you need anything, please say in your mind 'h.e.l.lo, Xiao Ai.' And I'll be at you service at once. I wish you a successful completion of the task, and please look forward to your reward for each level, not only for beauty. We a.s.sure you that our reward for each level will make you scream!"
He only heard a "Di", and Xiao Ai was gone.
Did you leave because you are ashamed of this system?! What's the use of that kind rewards in a harmonious time!!
Also, he is a top, too. Why he didn't get that reward!
Shen Jintai stood up from the ground. Next to him was an old man who was walking a dog. The old man looked at him like he wa a monkey in a zoo, probably thinking he was crazy after seeing him talking to himself.
He suddenly felt a little dizzy, his memory seemed to be fading away gradually, and what took its place is the memory of the Shen Jintai in the book.
Shen Jintai in the book was 20 years old, an idol out of his time. Two years ago he went viral due to a talent show, and then fell in love with Yan Qiuchi, the prince of a financial group, and retired for love.
Yan Qiuchi is famous for his abstinence. The reader gave him a nickname "Yan stone". The author describes his strong waist and long legs in a coquettish way, which implies that he can make his abdomen bulge. However, he is super abstinence. No matter how hard others try to flirt with him, no response can be received. Such a clean and ascetic top, of course, is not for everyone.
His wildness is only for Bai Yueguang only.
However, Shen Jintai's so shameless that he even tried everything just to offer himself to Yan, which led to the scene happened not long ago. Yan Qiuchi, the leading man, pulled him out of bed and scolded him.
"I won't touch you even in my next life, and I certainly will never love you!"
"Because you can't even match his toe!"
Ha!
Shen Jintai ttok a taxi and was going back to his house.
As soon as he got on the bus, he saw the huge advertis.e.m.e.nt with Bai Yueguuang on it.
Bai Yueguang, his name is Bai Qingquan.
Moons.h.i.+ne lit the pines, springs wash the stones. Bai Yueguang's completely different from Shen Jintai.
Names are opposite in meanings, and they are rivals.
Bai Qingquan and him are not only the rivals in love, but also rivals from the very beginning.
In a talent show in the summer two years ago, two stars came to the s...o...b..z, the first is Shen Jintai, and the second is Bai Qingquan. The final compet.i.tion are regarded as a cla.s.sic fans' battle. The two of them have been fighting for the top of the list since their debut. Fans are on the same page. The outside world likes to compare them with each other.
But Bai Qingquan is the blessed, the chosen one, the innocent came from the crowd. He has a "special temperament". As for what it actually is, no one knows. In short, "he is different from others". Relying on this special temperament, he fight his way in the s...o...b..z non-stop. The man in it either fell in love with him or was about to fall in love with him. The leading men would hold his waist and press him against the wall to kiss him. The supporting men would fight each other just to amuse him. His fans are crazy for him and crash into the wall for him!
And Shen Jintai's just the opposite.
A rich and gorgeous b.i.t.c.h, who used money to make his own way and loved to show off in strange clothes. After his debut, everything's tough. He had his glory in the s...o...b..z when he said that he'd inherit the family fortune if he failed on going viral. He could've be a super idol, but he was stupid enough to fell in love with Yan Qiuchi and retired for love. Everyone knows Yan's a fan of Bai Qingquan!
One word, b.i.t.c.h. Two, dumb b.i.t.c.h!
If a man has something to do with either one of "dumb" or " b.i.t.c.hy", he won't end up well. And this man messed with both.
Before he gets his man, his family was broke.
At this time, he should go back to the s...o...b..z to start his career, right? After all, it has changed from "viral or fortune" to "viral or broke".
But no, he decided to be the dumb suitor until the end of his life. On the contrary to what we expected, because his family's broke, he pursued Yan Qiuchi more fiercely. He crawled to Yan's bed with all his tricks and got kicked away.
When he read this novel, he was about to give up on it because of this idiot!
A man without ambition is not a man!
An unimportant suitor should also have a little dignity, OK!
In his last life, he was struggling in the s...o...b..z. His only hobby in life was acting. He could only be the supporting role for the pretty actors because he was not good-looking. And finally he got a nomination, he died on his way to the ceremony.
What a f.u.c.king life!
Works in the s...o...b..z, he understands the importance of beauty. Now that he has been given the privilege, he will become more and more beautiful and have halos around him!
He saw Li Meilan's name in the contact and dialed.
Li Meilan is Shen Jintai's agent.
"Who is this? I don't seem to know you." Said Li Meilan in a strange way.
"Shen Jintai."
"So you know how to call me!"
Shen Jintai looked at the sunlight from the luxuriant summer branches and said: "Sister, I want a comeback."
Completing missions does not affect his career. Since he got a new account, he will be on the top of the s...o...b..z again.
The other side was silent for a long time.
My G.o.d, the original owner of this account was so big a loser that his agent had given him up completely?
Shen Jintai was about to show his sincerity again, when he heard a cry.
"Do you know how many years I have been waiting for you to say this, wuwuwu!"
Shen Jintai breathed out, and then expressed his feelings: "Sister, don't worry, the man I was was dead, now I am Jintai Kardas.h.i.+an!"
Li Meilan broke into smile: "You've been resting for too long. I have no resources for you at hand, but don't worry. I'll find them. There are no big resources but there's definitely small gigs!"
When he hung up the phone, Shen Jintai sighed and looked at the taxi driver who had been silent in front of him. He got an idea and immediately leaned forward: "Hey bro, do you know me?"
He wanted to test how popular Shen Jintai is today.
The driver looked at him and said: "I don't know..."
"Shen Jintai." He suggested.
"Ah!" The driver exclaimed.
It seemed that Shen Jintai's still popular to a certain extent. Even this middle aged man knows him!
"You are the star said to be … persue a man until you're broke?!"
Shen Jintai: "..."