Chapter 27
For some reason, they were not visible but it wasn't uncommon to not see any wildlife on your first stride.
"That's it, that's the place," Steve said, pointing at an impressive looking wood. It didn't look run down or old, in fact it still looked well new.
It looked nice and cozy, the kind where you drink a cup of hot chocolate while looking at the snow through your window.
" Why does it look brand new..." Chris
" well why don't usually use it in fact, this is the first time in a while since I came here" Steve
" How long is a while?" Fred
" Well a couple of... years" Steve
" Steve I swear if there is anything you're hiding spill it!" Fred
" I swear that's all it's just a normal cabin in the wood" Steve
" Why does that sound so familiar?" Fred
"What?" Steve
"Nevermind anyway let park and get out of this death machine" Fred
They parked the car in the garage and got everyone out. They did, however, they did drop Edwin 10 times by accident and dropped the bald guy 20 times on purpose. They put Edwin in the master bedroom to let him rest and Beltony didn't want to leave her master so she wrapped around his waist protecting him.
She said if anything happens to call her and she would come to their aid.
The trio was inspecting around looking for stuff to pa.s.s time. Steve went to the garage to fix the car. Fred was outside hunting for food. Apparently Fred's father was a legendary explorer. He was a jack of all trades and taught Fred everything he knew
Chris was keeping watch over the bald guy just in case he woke up. He was pretty good at healing like a certain clawed comic book hero.
Anyway, whatever they did to him he could not stay dead. Steve burned him alive, used acid (don't know where he got that) and even chopped him up into tiny pieces but he put himself back together.
Hopefully, he doesn't wake up anytime soon. Chis was the keeping guard when he noticed all of the house's lights started to flicker on and off.
" Trouble!!!" Chris felt the hairs on his head stand up as the room temperature became abnormally cold as if he was in a cold storage room.
He then saw a white mist swirled around the room.
"What is happening!?!" Steve said coming from the garage grease all over his face and he was holding a blow torch and what looks like a can of hairspray for some odd reason.
Chris just shrugged his shoulder and pointed at the mist as if it was a normal everyday thing.
Then stopped and started to form into a humanoid shape, the form it took wasn't like a monster or hideous evil thing like a final boss in a video game. It was actually kind of well... s.e.xy.
It looked like a woman in her twenties with smooth jade skin as if she never goes outside and was wearing a black short skirt with black leggings, a purple tank top that showed cleavage and a black jacket.
She had long black hair that was tied up in a ponytail and black eyes.
The weird thing was that she was transparent and could see through her.
"HOT!" Steve
" THOT detected..." Chris
Steve and Chris said random things to the s.e.xy ghost chick.
" Leave now! you trespa.s.sers or suffer my wrath!!!" The s.e.xy ghost said as ice started to cover the walls and their breath could be seen.
They started to shake due to the cold and were b.u.t.toning up their jackets.
" Look here... um hot ghost lady this... is my uncle... Antonio's cabin so get the... F*ck out... or go out with me." Steve said with a mix of anger and helplessness
" I WARNED YOU! GET OUT!!!" The ghost yelled as icicles started to move from the wall and started to shoot in their directions.
Steve dodges the attack, poorly stumbling underneath a wooden table. While Chris pulled out a b.a.s.t.a.r.d sword from his pocket (where does that thing come from?) and started to masterfully cut down the icicles like b.u.t.ter.
" Impressive for a human." the ghost said mildly impressed with Chris's performance
" Bite me..." Chris
" Well how do you do against this!" she screamed as ice started to form around Chris's legs trapping him to the ground.
" Sh*t..." Chris
shard's of ice started cutting into Chris stabbing him and cutting his clothes. Chris now looked like he was through a field gla.s.s bleeding from cuts all over his body.
In fact, he was drained of stamina so much he was resting on his sword.
" Now I've had fun so time to finish this..." The ghost said, making an arm-sized shard of ice from midair.
" Any last words human," she said pointing at Chris
"you... f*cking THOT!!!" Chris said smas.h.i.+ng his sword against his legs trying to break the ice on his legs
"DIE!!!" the ghost said as the shard broke into pieces and shards rained down towards.
(SSSSZZZZ!!!)
Just then a shower of black flames blocked Chris from the shards forming fog all over making it hard to see.
" HAHAHA forgot about me B*TCH!!!" Steve stood there with the spray can and blowtorch making a makes.h.i.+ft flamethrower with duct tape.