Chapter 1491: Tearing a Car with His Bare Fins
Chapter 1491: Tearing a Car with His Bare Fins
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Under Salted Fish’s efforts, a small mountain was finally flattened.
Then, they heard a loud shout from the junk pile. "Move aside, I’m coming out!"
Following that, they heard puffing sounds. Black smoke rose from the junk pile, as if it was on fire…
Then, the pile of junk was pushed open. With a flash, a small damaged car which had peeling paint drove out. As it drove, black smoke emitted from its butt!
That didn’t matter. The key point was that the front of the car was also smoking…
"Master, has this car spontaneously combusted?" Salted Fish asked.
Lone Wolf said, "Master, is this car going to burn itself to death just after it gained sentience? Is this considered self-immolation?"
"Pui! Can the two of you say something nice? You’re the one who’s self-immolating! Your whole family is self-immolating! I’m fine! Cough cough…" The car coughed twice, and two plumes of black smoke spewed out from the front and back of the car at the same time…
Fangzheng grinned and asked, "Patron, what happened to you? Are you sick?"
The car snorted and said, "If it were you who didn’t bathe or brush your teeth for a few years, wouldn’t your mouth stink as well? There’s so much dirty air in me so I’ll be fine once I expel it. Speaking of which, who are you?"
Fangzheng was taken aback. This was indeed a difficult question. Furthermore, Fangzheng also discovered a problem. The crappy car seemed to know a lot of things. It did not appear like it had just gained sentience.
Fangzheng always believed that things that had just gained sentience were like children, but this fellow… was different.
"System, are you sure this is a result of the spirit awakening?" Fangzheng asked the System.
The System said, "Actually, many things condense the thoughts of people. If these thoughts were placed on monsters, they would become a part of their souls when they become spirits. They are innately aware of such thoughts… Even their personalities would be affected by the other party. Therefore, it’s not strange for him to act this way. It can only be said that his original owner is an old man who likes to lampoon."
After hearing the explanation, Fangzheng felt relieved. If not, he was really afraid that he would create trouble if he found the wrong target.
"I’m asking you a question. Who are you?" Scrapped Car asked.
Salted Fish, who was resting, immediately flared up when he heard that. He jumped up and shouted, "Who are we? Do you have the cheek to ask? Scrapped Car, if it weren’t for us, would you have awakened your intelligence to speak? If it weren’t for us, would you have crawled out of the ruins? You would have been crushed into a metal ball and be recycled!"
Scrapped Car narrowed its eyes and said, "Keep bragging! If I believe you, I will be your grandfather!"
Salted Fish was just about to take out the evidence to explain when he suddenly froze in his spot. He carefully analyzed Scrapped Car’s words and immediately rolled his eyes. "I don’t care if you believe me!"
Lone Wolf whispered to Fangzheng, "Master, what do we do? This car doesn’t believe us? Why don’t we ignore him and let him fend for himself?"
Fangzheng also had a headache. It was impossible to let him fend for himself!
If he let him loose, who knows how much trouble this car would cause.
If it were caught, its outcome would
Just as Fangzheng was feeling vexed…
Scrapped Car approached Salted Fish and chuckled. "You said that you don’t care if I believe you?"
Salted Fish: "Yea!"
Scrapped Car suddenly jumped up and shouted, "I believe you! Haha… I’m your grandfather!"
Salted Fish’s face darkened when he heard that. He jumped up and shouted. "You little sh*t, you still want to be my grandfather? Take a bite of my phlegm!"
However, the moment Salted Fish opened his mouth, the car turned around. With a hum, a plume of black smoke entered Salted Fish’s mouth…
Salted Fish vomited and coughed to the side. At the same time, he cursed. "Master, this grandson is too evil! Don’t stop me later. I’ll teach him a good lesson!"
"You’re trying to teach me a lesson when I saved you? Can you chase me? Ah… Roar!" The broken car suddenly started driving as it drove in circles.
Salted Fish was instantly infuriated when he saw that. "You asked for it!"
With that said, Salted Fish chased after him. In the junkyard, a car drove with black smoke in its wake. In the black smoke, a black fish was chasing after it…
"Eat dust, haha…" Scrapped Car was screaming happily!
However, a few minutes later…
"Holy sh*t… I can’t go on anymore… I’m out of energy… Aiyah, aiyah…" Scrapped Car produced two dull thuds as two blobs of black gas spewed out. Its speed alternated between fast and slow before it came to a stop. Salted Fish rushed onto the car and gave the car a slap!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
"Run!"
Bam!
"Aren’t you awesome? Try running!" Salted Fish shouted.
Scrapped Car spat out a mouthful of black gas and said weakly, "I’m so hungry that I can’t run anymore… Otherwise, you won’t be able to catch up to me."
Salted Fish grinned and said with a sinister smile, "Little bastard, are you still going to act all smug and all in front of me? Today, I’ll show you what it means to tear a car apart with bare fins!"
As he spoke, Salted Fish jumped off the hood and grabbed the metal frame of a car to the side. With a ripping sound, the car was torn apart like paper!
When Scrapped Car saw this, it was so frightened that its headlights lit up. It hurriedly retreated, but it could not run!
When Lone Wolf saw this, he asked Fangzheng, "Master, why aren’t you interfering?"
Fangzheng smiled. "Your junior brother knows what he’s doing. This old fellow has lived for countless years. Look at how ridiculous he is. In fact… just wait."
Lone Wolf: "Oh."
Salted Fish roared as he waved his fins and shouted. "I’m very angry. The consequences are dire! Next, it’s your turn!"
As he spoke, Salted Fish rushed over and lifted Scrapped Car up. He shouted, "Time to rip a car with bare fins!"
"Don’t, don’t, don’t! I submit! I submit! Don’t be like this! Let’s talk nicely!" Scrapped Car finally cowered and shouted.
"Talk nicely? Sure!" Salted Fish flung Scrapped Car to the ground.
"Be gentler. My tires almost burst," Scrapped Car grumbled.
However, when Salted Fish glared with widened eyes, Scrapped Car’s headlights immediately dimmed. It was as though a person was squinting his eyes as he said seductively, "Brother, be gentler next time…"
"That’s more like it! Scrapped Car, let me tell you that you were resurrected by us. In the future, be more obedient! If not, it’s fine if I’m unhappy. At most, I’ll rip you apart. If my Eldest Senior Brother gets angry, humph… Do you see that wolf over there? That mouth of fangs… Do you see that?" Salted Fish said.
Scrapped Car looked over and Lone Wolf was dumbfounded. Why was he involved?
Salted Fish asked, "Senior Brother, where’s your teeth?"
Helpless, Lone Wolf bared his teeth. His fangs were cold and shiny… In order to cooperate with Salted Fish, he even took a bite of the metal frame car beside him. With a snap, the metal frame was bitten through!