Chapter 1
"Finally, it took you long enough. Happy birthday my dear. Would you like some cake?"
I stood in front of this warm woman offering me cake. I spoke nothing, and nodded. She sat me down at a small round table, maybe four feet wide, and handed me a plate with the biggest slice of double-decker, triple chocolate cake you've ever seen. She gave me a fork, and I dug in. It was the most delicious thing I've ever tasted...I think...I couldn't remember much at this point. After a few minutes, I looked up and realized she had sat down next to me.
"I a.s.sume you are confused, and have no idea what's going on. Keep eating your cake, and I will explain as much as I can at this point. Call me Aunt M."