Chapter 32
With these words Drak shook the velvet breeches over the chimney pot.
"What are you doing, rascal?" cried Michael.
"I am sending your dress to the was.h.!.+" said the fairy.
And so saying, the vest, coat, and hat followed the breeches into the smoking gulf.
The young gallant sat down upon the roof with a cry of despair; but rising immediately, said with resolution:
"Well, I'll go to the ball in my traveling dress."
"Hark!" interrupted the fairy.
The sound of a bell rang out from a neighboring steeple. Midnight struck! Michael counted the twelve strokes, and could not restrain a cry. It was the hour designated by the parents when they would proclaim to the suitors who had presented themselves at the ball their daughter's choice for a husband. He wrung his hands in despair.
"Unhappy man that I am!" he cried. "When I arrive all will be over; she and her parents will laugh at me."
"And that would be justice, my big man," replied Drak, with a pointed sneer. "For you have said yourself, '_For those who arrive late, there remains nothing but regret_.' This will serve you, I hope, as a lesson, and prevent you another time from laughing at the feeble; for from henceforth you will know that the smallest are big enough to avenge themselves."
_Drakesbill and His Friends_
DRAKESBILL was very little, and that is why some people called him Bill Drake; but, tiny as he was, he knew a thing or two. He was a great worker and laid up every cent that he earned; and, long before he was half as tall as a gray goose he had saved a hundred dollars in gold. The King of the country, who never did anything but spend money, heard that Drakesbill had some gold pieces, and he made haste to borrow them. How very kind and gracious he was until he heard the little yellow coins jingle in his pocket! And how proud it made Drakesbill feel to have it said that he had lent money to the King!
A year went by--two years, three years--and the King seemed to have forgotten him. He did not even offer to pay Drakesbill the interest, and the little fellow was very uneasy lest he should lose all his money. At last he made up his mind that he would go and see the King and tell him that he needed the gold pieces very much.
So, early one morning, Drakesbill, as spruce and fresh as a young robin, went down the highroad toward the King's palace, singing, "Quack, quack, quack, when shall I get my money back?"
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"Good morning, my good neighbor," said friend Fox; "where are you going so early in the day?"
"I am going to the King to ask him to pay me what he owes me."
"Oh, take me with you!"
"One can't have too many friends," thought Drakesbill. Then he said: "Certainly I will take you; but you walk on four legs, and you will soon get tired. So make yourself very small, get into my mouth, creep under my tongue--and I will carry you."
Friend Fox thanked him very kindly, made himself very small, and was out of sight like a letter in a letterbox.
Then Drakesbill was off again, all spruce and fresh as a spring morning, and still singing, "Quack, quack, quack, when shall I get my money back?"
He had not gone far when he met his lady friend Ladder leaning against her wall. "Good morning, ducky darling," said the lady friend, "whither away, so bold and gay, this fine, new day?"
"I am going to the King to ask him to pay me what he owes me."
"Oh, take me with you!"
"One can't have too many friends," thought Drakesbill. Then he said, "Certainly I will take you; but you have such long wooden legs that you will soon get tired. So make yourself very small, get into my mouth, creep under my tongue--and I will carry you."
The Ladder thanked him, made herself very small, and went to keep company with friend Fox.
Then Drakesbill was off again, spruce and fresh as any dapper little dandy, and singing, "Quack, quack, quack, when shall I get my money back?"
He had not gone far when he met his sweetheart, laughing River, wandering quietly in the suns.h.i.+ne.
"Good morning, my spoonbill," she said, "whither do you go, so happy and slow, while the soft breezes blow?"
"I am going to the King, you know, for he owes me money, and I want him to pay me back."
"Oh, take me with you!"
"One can't have too many friends," thought Drakesbill. Then he said: "Certainly I will take you; but you always sleep while you run, and you will soon get tired. So make yourself very small, get into my mouth, creep under my tongue--and I will carry you."
The River thanked him very kindly, and then, glou! glou! glou! she went to take her place between friend Fox and friend Ladder.
And Drakesbill was off again, spruce and fresh as a busy bee, and singing, "Quack, quack, quack, when shall I get my money back?"
A little farther on he met neighbor Wasp-nest, taking his wasps out for some fresh air.
"Good morning, neighbor Bill," said Wasp-nest; "whither do we run, so full of fun, in the bright warm sun?"
"Oh, don't you know that the King owes me money? And I am going down to see him and make him pay me," answered Drakesbill.
"Oh, take us with you!"
"One can't have too many friends," thought Drakesbill. Then he said: "Certainly I will take you; but there are so many of you that you will soon get tired. So make yourself quite small, get into my mouth, creep under my tongue--and I will carry you."
Neighbor Wasp-nest thanked him very kindly, and then buzz, buzz, buzz, file right! march! There wasn't much more room, but by getting close together everybody was made quite comfortable.
And then Drakesbill went on singing.
In the afternoon he came to the great city where the King lived; and as he marched straight up High Street, he sang as loud as he could, "Quack, quack, quack! Oh, when shall I get my money back?"
When he came to the King's palace he climbed up the step; and then he stood on tiptoe, and knocked at the door, toc! toc! toc!
"Who's there?" asked the doorkeeper, looking out through the keyhole.
"'Tis I, Drakesbill. I want to speak with the King."
"Speak with the King? Nonsense! That is easier said than done. The King is in the parlor counting out his money."
"That is just what I want to see him do," said Drakesbill. "Tell him I am here, and then he will know my business."
The doorkeeper went into the parlor to speak with the King. But he was not there; he was in the kitchen, just sitting down to dinner with a white napkin round his neck.