Chapter 8
"Little snake, you dare to do such a thing to me?" The crocodile spoke loudly and showed it's sharp teeth.
"What are you talking about? I didn't do anything wrong to you." Zhao Fu kept a straight face as he spoke. There was no shame on his face.
"You don't know? Then what the h.e.l.l was that white liquid on my face that you spat? Was that not your doing?!" The question was not one to be answered since it already had one.
"Well, that was me." Suddenly, his face turned 'red' in embarra.s.sment. "The thing is when I saw you I couldn't help myself. I kind of got turned on and *cough* e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed *cough*. What could I do? You are just so manly." Zhao Fu spoke with a smile on his face, however, his face was extremely bashful.
"W-what!" The crocodile felt himself become speechless. He knew the snake was bulsh*tting, but he didn't know how to respond properly to this statement. "T-then why did you jump into the water!" he voice was a little shaky, his body also trembled a little.
Zhao Fu became even more bashful. "That, well I thought a wet location could make it more... fun."
[Kinky!]
'Shutup system, where did you even learn such terms?!' Zhao Fu was ready to do anything to live now. It didn't matter even if he was r*ped by the crocodile. He was willing if that gave him a chance to live.
"Haha! You're really a peculiar snake! You have disgusting jokes, but because you made me laugh, I won't kill you!" Although the crocodile said this, he felt something different. 'This snake is just too disgusting, killing him would make me too
"Haha!" Zhao Fu laughed heartily, but he felt so relieved. "Well, can you get off of me then?"
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"Not yet, I want to know! What are you doing in my home? This is my domain, so explain your presence!" The crocodile looked down at Zhao Fu with suspicion.
'Your domain? If this was your domain, you would have known about the fish in that pond.' Although he thought this, he didn't say it out loud since that was only suicidal. "Well, I was escaping from humans, and this was a place I ran into."
"Human!? Where, did they find this place?!" The crocodile showed a look of horror on his face as he looked around. Then he turned his head and looked at Zhao Fu angrily. "You brought them here?!"
"Oh no, they didn't even get close to this place. I lost them a while ago. We are safe, I just didn't expect to meet such a handsome crocodile here." He showed an expression of shyness which made the crocodile feel even angrier.
"Stop with your bullsh*t, I am not an idiot. I will let you live, but you better leave this place, I would rather not bring trouble here." The more he thought about humans, the more horror-stricken he got.
"Oh cmon, it's not like I will take up room. Here, I will live in that little puddle and you live here. We each mind our own business and go on with our lives?" Zhao Fu could tell the crocodile wasn't willing to kill so he wanted to see if he could live in the cave for a bit. Going out was suicide.
"No, I will repeat myself, leave!" The crocodile got off of Zhao Fu, who angrily began to slither away. Just as he was about to leave, he turned around and glared at the crocodile.
'What a piece of f*cking trash, I just wanted to live here for a bit, I wasn't asking him to choke me every day.' Shaking his small head, he slithered out.
Finally, he was out of the cave, although reluctant, he was slightly excited. 'Bloodline System, find a way out that's different from where we came from. I don't want to run into those humans again.'
[Loading map]
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[Head straight, then take a left!]
Not doubting the system, he went straight for a bit until he turned left. He saw another opening and rushed into it. Slithering through, he found a small river in front of him and got super excited.
"This should lead me somewhere far away, hopefully. Atleast far from that molesting crocodile." He slithered towards the small river, which seemed extremely giant compared to him. Just as he was about to enter, he heard a hiss from behind.
"Look, what a pretty little sssnake here. sss. He lookssss sssooo sss.e.xsssy!"
'What the f*ck now!'