Chapter 1
"Omg! What is that?! Who are you?!"
"Ultimate face slapping system? What does that even mean?! Are you calling me brain dead?"
"I'm losing my mind! What is this thing talking to me? Why am I even replying back?! I'm not dead! I can't be dead!"
"Wait! What do you mean by my body is awaiting disposal? Are you saying that I am about to be laid to rest as in buried?!!!!"
"I don't understand! How could I have died from an overdose?! I don't do drugs! This is a mistake! A big mistake! I was at home with him and we drank until I pa.s.sed out! This is crazy!"