Chapter 1257: Crispy on the Outside, Tender on the Inside!
Chapter 1257: Crispy on the Outside, Tender on the Inside!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Meiwei Liangqiang quickly nodded his head. "That’s right! That’s right!" When I recover, who would bother about your dog’s fart gentlemanly demeanor. This seat shall strangle you to death. Of course, I’ll definitely not forget this. You fool shall become the best example of an idiot to educate the rest of Divine Sun clan’s descendants!
"That makes sense, then I shall show you my gentlemanly demeanor once more!" Jun Moxie chuckled and cuffed his hands politely. "Come, one more bout!"
With a loud rumble, a bolt of purple lightning came descending from the skies, striking exactly on Meiwei Liangqiang who could no longer move, causing his entire body to jump off the ground. He rolled over and faced the sky, thick smoke rising from his body.
"What’s going on? How can the lightning tribulation… Could it be that, could it be that, it is all created by you?" Meiwei Liangqiang bemoaned, coughing out a mouthful of black smoke.
"Almighty Senior of the Outsiders has truly flattered me. That was my unique gentlemanly demeanor that you greatly admired." Jun Moxie snickered. "How is it? The gentlemanly demeanor of Jun Moxie, it’s a great experience isn’t it?"
"I-I-I… I thought it was the Heavenly Tribulation… Turns out…" Meiwei Liangqiang was completely filled with grief and indignation beyond description.
Somehow, he had managed to control the power of lightning! If I had known that was all man-made, I could’ve just dodged it! But I just had to be foolish enough to endure it all! Causing my large amounts of skills to be used up, and leave me completely vulnerable…
"I HATE! I HATE AH… DIVINE SUN AH…" Meiwei Liangqiang howled into the sky.
To be at the mercy of someone else was undoubtedly something unbearable. Especially when the person experiencing this was a great expert like Meiwei Liangqiang! And this consequence was a result of his own foolishness… That’s even more depressing…
"You hate? Hate your grandmother’s leg!" Jun Moxie cursed. Clang! The Blood of Yellow Flame came whizzing out with an elated sword cry, flying straight towards Meiwei Liangqiang.
"Wait! Jun Moxie! You’re one of the strongest experts of the Xuan Xuan Continent, you should have the demeanor of an expert! Wait for me to recover before I battle you to death!" Meiwei Liangqiang shouted fearfully.
"Pei! Give you the chance to recover?! Did you think I’m as stupid as you…" Jun Moxie waved his hand, commanding the Blood of Yellow Flame to hurry up.
Whoosh. The Blood of Yellow Flame pierced right through the belly of the immobile Meiwei Liangqiang…
Meiwei Liangqiang shrieked and hurried to set off a self-detonation, hoping to perish together with the enemy. But to his despair, from the moment this sword stabbed into his dantian, he no longer had the ability to even self-detonate. He couldn’t help but let out a long sigh, before glaring angrily and shrieking away in an incomprehensible manner…
Jun Moxie may not be able to understand what he was saying, but he didn’t need a translation to know that this fellow was cursing him in the Outsiders’ language. Clicking his tongue, he ignored it and went darting towards the battle between the Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master and Guitian Danteng, located several hundred li away.
He left only this gigantic pit behind. In the bottom of the pit, laid a great expert who was completely charred black. A shiny sword stood upright through his belly, radiating brilliant sword light gleefully…
On the other side, the other two great experts were battling non-stop!
Due to Guitian Danteng’s miscalculation, and the disparity in cultivation level with that of the Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master, he had always been overpowered by the Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master and was in a battered state.
He had strained his neck numerous times hoping that Meiwei Liangqiang would be able to come over and assist him first, but he never came. It was because of this expectation that he couldn’t focus, causing him to fall into a more worrying situation.
He struggled to hang in there with great difficulty and finally saw someone flying over from that side! He barely had the time to rejoice when he instantly felt himself turn cold,
Because the person coming over was that lad Jun Moxie!
How could it be Jun Moxie? Why is it Jun Moxie?
At this moment, poor Guitian Danteng felt as if he was going to breakdown! He only felt his balls turn cold and ached… In his entire life, Guitian Danteng had experienced for the very first time, what it means to have his ‘balls hurt’…
In contrast, the Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master was full of energy, his entire body was shrouded in surges of Nine Nethers Qi. He darted about in all directions, covering the entire battlefield in thick black mist. With all his strength, he attacked!
"Why?!" Guitian Danteng grief-stricken cries came echoing out of the thick mist. "Jun Moxie! Why is it you! Lord Meiwei… Lord Meiwei… Where are you? What happened to you?"
"Your Lord Meiwei has already gone to the other world to flash his spear!" Jun Moxie sniggered. "You can stop howling, even if you rip your throat from calling, it’s useless. He won’t be coming back…"
"No! No! This is impossible! Lord Meiwei, Lord Meiwei! Talk to me! Please talk to me!" Guitian Danteng cried in agony. "Lord Meiwei! How could you die? How could you die.. ah…! My beloved Lord Meiwei ah…"
Upon hearing this, the bold and brazen Jun Moxie and Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master both shivered at the same time. They wore the same expression, and all the hair on their body stood on end. An uncontrollable strong wave of nausea rose in them.
Guitian Danteng was still crying out in a frenzy. "Lord Meiwei ah… You and I took an oath, to be together forever! You said that you are going to be with me until the end of time; you promised! You promised, ah… You said we’re not going to leave anyone behind, forever… Lord Meiwei ah… My husband, My wife… Lord Meiwei, ah…"
Both Guitian Danteng’s male and female voices wailed, grief-stricken and heart wrenchingly. The female voice kept calling out ‘My husband’ while the male voice kept calling out ‘My wife’ consecutively, resounding across the skies.
Young Master Jun felt as if he was struck by lightning from hearing this series of cries. He was stunned. Suddenly, his entire body broke out in sweat, as if someone had splashed him with pails of water. Even his hair turned wet. All the 30,600 hairs on his body stood straight up as large amounts of cold sweat came flowing out from his pores…
F*ck ah…
These two are…
The legendary gays ah…
The Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master roared, with a flash, he came leaping out of his ball of black mist and landed beside Jun Moxie. He barely had the time to speak when he turned around and began vomiting…
This was the first time the Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master vomited in his entire life!
Of all the thousand years he had lived, he had never vomited. Nor experienced this sort of emotion. He had never expected that all of these firsts were broken so easily by a couple of lines by this Guitian Danteng!
It is truly too… disgusting!
If Guitian Danteng could actively attack at this moment, he may not be able to turn the tables around, but he would definitely be able to vie for a chance of survival for himself! But it’s a pity, Guitian Danteng was someone emotional!
There was a flurry of movements in the black mist. An emotional Guitian Danteng came charging out. His male body was vomiting blood while the female half was dishevelled, resembling a vengeful spirit. Whoosh. They appeared before Jun Moxie and questioned hysterically. "Where’s Lord Meiwei? Where is my beloved Lord Meiwei?"
Jun Moxie felt his entire body shudder as perspiration rained from his body. Bleh. He vomited intensely. Feeling as if his entire stomach had turned upside down, leaving him completely vulnerable. It couldn’t be helped, it was truly too disgusting…
"Screw off!" The Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master raised his head and cursed, losing all of his image. "B*stardly thing! Shameless thing! B*stards! Son of a b*tch.."
He began to curse without stopping. As the Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master cursed, his face twitched, and he occasionally turned aside to vomit…
Recalling how he was still excitedly landing punches and kicks on this b*stard’s body… The Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master wished he could just chop off all of his limbs. Heavens ah, Earth ah, why did I enjoy taking the advantage so much? How could I find the flaws in his skills that easily? Why did I touch that disgusting thing…
This was an impossibly disgusting level of disgust. There was no doubt that it was completely of a divine, otherworldly level…
"Umm.. You… are lovers?" Jun Moxie’s lips were pale, as he finally asked this in a trembling voice.
"Bullsh*t! You’ve killed my beloved Lord Meiwei… I-I… I already have nothing else to live for, I want to fight you to death! I must kill you! I absolutely must kill you!" Guitian Danteng spat loudly, his voice full of grief.
"But… But you guys have four bodies… and they’re conjoined… How can you be lovers? How do you even make it work…?" Jun Moxie really couldn’t figure out how these two Outsiders managed to accomplish this sort of impossible action?
"Idiot! You can’t even figure this out?!" Guitian Danteng yelled. "Is it your problem?! Isn’t it all solved if the front and back take turns and queue up?!"
Jun Moxie’s lips twitched as he replied stoically. "I see. That makes sense!"
"Jun Moxie! Hand over your life!" Guitian Danteng’s eyes turned red. "I want to seek revenge for my beloved Lord Meiwei!"
The Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master went completely weak in the bones. He quickly dodged aside and said. "Brother Jun, you are truly too powerful. I’ll leave this fellow to you. This Young Master really cannot handle it anymore…"
Had it been any other time, the Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master wouldn’t be willing even if Jun Moxie wished to intervene in an individual battle against an expert of the same level. But right now, he gave the opportunity away willingly, and said so many compliments. It was enough to see how much of an impact this Guitian Danteng was to the Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master…
"Hold up. I can’t handle him either, I’d still have to trouble you to…" Jun Moxie hurriedly pushed it away, only to realize the Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master had already darted a hundred zhang away. Running away like a fugitive, and he seemed to be running even faster than when he was fleeing for his life earlier…
"Nine Nether Fourteenth Young Master! You coward! Abandoning the battle! I scorn you! I scorn you from the bottom of my heart!!" Jun Moxie yelled exasperatedly.