Chapter 65
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TL: Meteorempsan
"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little a.s.s was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not f.u.c.k her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.
ED: MasterOfCoin
Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."
"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."
Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"
Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"
Alright, my recovery is complete.
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in h.e.l.l for reading this not in ROW.
First off, let's put all these bodies into my Item Box.
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Only the corpses of the c.o.c.katrices amounted to tens of bodies.
Sadly the G.o.ds have spoken.
It took me quite a while to put all the corpses into my Item Box.
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in h.e.l.l for reading this not in ROW.
But,
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amus.e.m.e.nt and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy there’s somebody on my bed."
"Ahh, as I thought, it's useless to put the corpses of the Orc King that has already been turned into stone. I feel a little bad since I will not be able to use it as material, but it worked to be a pretty good s.h.i.+eld. Thanks a lot Orc King."
But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?
I shook my hand at the corpse of the Orc King to show my respect for it.
Sadly the G.o.ds have spoken.
But still, leaving it like this, that would be quite eery….
The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.
The headless statue of the Orc King……..well, it's alright!
Sadly the G.o.ds have spoken.
Alright, my work at the Stone Forest is done.
The G.o.d saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.
Let's go home, oops, before that, let's confirm my status.
Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"
I have taken down a few monsters, so I think I may have raised quite a little.
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
"Status, Open!"
"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little a.s.s was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not f.u.c.k her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.
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Satou Yuuma
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
Level: 122
Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"
HP: 850/850
Sadly the G.o.ds have spoken.
MP: 450/450
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amus.e.m.e.nt and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy there’s somebody on my bed."
Strength: 360
Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"
Endurance: 360
Sadly the G.o.ds have spoken.
Agility: 230
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
Luck: 660
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."
{Skills}
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
Experience x20
"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little a.s.s was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not f.u.c.k her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.
Skill Experience x20
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Appraisal: Level 10
"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little a.s.s was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not f.u.c.k her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.
Sign Isolation: Level 8
Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you f.u.c.k me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"
Sign Perception: Level 2
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Swordplay: Level
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
Item Box: Level 4
Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you f.u.c.k me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"
Cooking: Level 1
Sadly the G.o.ds have spoken.
Negotiation: Level 3
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in h.e.l.l for reading this not in ROW.
Awareness: Level 1
"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little a.s.s was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not f.u.c.k her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.
Magic Operation: Level 3
Roses are Red
This site blow
Come to ROW!
Fire Magic: Level 3
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Water Magic: Level 1
"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."
Wind Magic: Level 1
"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little a.s.s was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not f.u.c.k her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.
Recovery Magic: Level 3
The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.
Poison Resistance: Level 5
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
Paralysis Resistance: Level 1
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The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.
{t.i.tles}
The G.o.d saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.
Otherworlder
You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.
NEET
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
Rabitt Hunter
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amus.e.m.e.nt and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy there’s somebody on my bed."
Novice Magician
"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little a.s.s was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not f.u.c.k her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.
Novice Chef
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Pervert
"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."
Headhunter
Sadly the G.o.ds have spoken.
Honour Knight
"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."
Natural Womanizer
Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
"Ahh, as expected, my level didn’t increase by much since I only took down Three A-Ranks and tens of B-Rank c.o.c.katrices. My stats are rising steadily. My Magic Operation Skill has increased by 1. Sign Isolation still hasn’t increased to Level 9, which makes me feel bad. How long might it take to level up? There doesn’t seem to be much change with regards to t.i.tles.
If that is the case, then the Cyclops will be quite hard to handle.
Then, I walked toward the exit of the forest.
Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"
"Th-this monster is!!"
"Wh-what is this, this feels very nostalgic since I almost encountered a Rabbitsu almost everyday."
By the way, the Rabbitsu jumped on me, so as a reflex, I kicked it and it’s upper half exploded.
Weak……..
But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?
"Alright, I was able to get out safely. I feel uneasy since there was no other problems along the way home, neither did I lose my path, but I guess in this case, it was quite enough."
My fastest time yet!
I started running toward Forxx at full power.
As usual, I lightly greeted the Gatekeeper and entered the city.
Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."
Now then, I should go the the guild first to report.
Roses are Red
This site blow
Come to ROW!
After a while,
Then,
Mount-Pig came toward me with amazing momentum.
And also, a few adventurers were crying.
"Just because you're a little stronger than the rest of us. Know your place, you Pig b.a.s.t.a.r.d."
That's quite the loud voices.
"Aniki? Whats wrong?"
"Okk!"
Leaving Mount Pig, I headed to where Meru-san was.
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Sadly the G.o.ds have spoken.
And then,
I showed Meru-san the slightly removed heads of the Gorotoris from my Item Box.
"Ha~a……..I’m already tired of being surprised by Yuma. You're seriously out of the norms."
"Sorry to be relying on you right now……..For now, I will congratulate you, Yuma-kun."
"That is, probably tomorrow or maybe the day after I believe."
Thats right, what am I supposed to do with the corpses of the Gorotoris and the c.o.c.katrice.
Is it ok to sell it?
"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little a.s.s was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not f.u.c.k her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.
Let's go to the Dismantling Center.
Saying that to Meru-san, I head over to the Dismantling Center.
Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"
"Good evening, I would like to have this dismantled, is that ok?"
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amus.e.m.e.nt and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy there’s somebody on my bed."
And then, the uncle said,
"It's ok to just call me by my name. Then, i'm here on business today. I would also like for this to be dismantled, is that ok? I have quite a lot."
When I said so to the old man, he started to laugh,
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in h.e.l.l for reading this not in ROW.
"Haa! There is no one in this town who would refuse to help you if you ever asked! Because you're working hard to protect this city after all, I shall do my best too. Of course, that’s if you will allow me to do so."
Yuma has become quite famous, we~ll, it's alright.
Saying so, I took out the Three Gorotoris and the tens of c.o.c.katrices from my Item Box and placed it here. Then, of course, the old man looked quite surprised.
"I took all of them out at once, is that fine? If it's a little too much, then I can bring them next time."
"Yes, then please do so. Then, I shall take my leave."
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Saying that, I left the Dismantling Center.
"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little a.s.s was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not f.u.c.k her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.
Now, I finished all the work for the time being.
Then, i'll head back to Zinnia, but before that, lets quickly head over to Risa’s place.
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
She did say that she would be worried.
Risa was relieved since she heard that I was safe, but her face was burning red.
"Alright, all the Rare cla.s.ses at the Stone Forest and the Orc Forest have been taken care of and only the Cyclops at the Gorudo Forest is left."
I can’t let my spirit down.
Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you f.u.c.k me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"
While I was thinking about such a thing, I fell asleep……..
Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."
Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."
"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."