Male walk of shame
After a thorough clean up session, Penelope was now going through her digital camera's roll with Ben. They were choosing the photos that would best show the boyfriend her love…
In other words, she was still somewhat drunk…and not only on alcohol, but on c*ck too…
As she was about to select a photo, Ben stopped her. "No, not that one…the other one… Right, that picture's the best. It really brings out your feelings while letting him know you still care." Ben was pointing to a photo where Penelope's eyes bulged because she throated herself on his shlong...
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As they both laid in bed, Penelope soon emailed the photos to the boyfriend, and just like that, he was a proud new green-hatted leprechaun…