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Eating Cured Meat With Tears in Eyes

Chapter 646: Eating Cured Meat With Tears in Eyes

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Li Nianfang picked out the dragonfruit’s seeds and cut the rest of the flesh into pieces to be divided up amongst the group. The taste was exactly as how he remembered it but alas the texture was found to be less than desirable. "This dragonfruit’s cultivation method needs to be improved. The texture is still slightly off. You all will know what I’m talking about once I grow it myself."

The group had no doubt about what he said and nodded accordingly. They would never be stupid enough to argue with Li Nianfang. Besides, there was still a significant difference between this dragonfruit and the rest of Li Nianfang’s fruit. The dragonfruit was, after all, made up by the energetic beings.

‘Should I leave?" The Chaos energetic beings thought to themselves.

"There’s so much dragon meat! There’s simply too much!" Li Nianfang became deep in thought. He decided to give out the dragon meat to the people around him. This way they would owe him a favour and strengthen their bonds.

"Empress Nuwa, I plan to make these into cured meat. Why don’t you come and get them when they’re ready and share them with the people from Xia Kingdom and Spiritual Mountain," said Li Nianfang with a smile.

"Ok, I thank you on their behalf, Lord Saint," said Nuwa. She was grinning from ear to ear.

The rest of the days went by in a blur for those residing in the four-part architecture. They needed to remove the dragon scales, peel off the skin, remove the tendons and cut into manageable pieces in preparation for curing it. It was tedious work indeed.

From time to time, Li Nianfang was grappled with a sense of surrealism at how the four-part architecture had become a slaughterhouse for dragon meat. When that happened, he would become more pumped up for he was sure the previous him could not imagine the scene before him now.

After all, what he held in his hands was stuff of legends and myth. It was a freaking real dragon for crying out loud. A mere mortal like him coming face to face with so many dragons, albeit they were all dead, was a miracle in itself. He was sure he had done all who had transmigrated before proud!

‘I should not waste any Dragon part. I can use the scales to make some clothes. As for the blood, maybe I can make it into a medicinal bath or realize my dream of making a dragon blood wine. Hmm, what should I do with the tendons? Oh I know, I can make it into a bow. I bet I’ll look cool with the new weapon!’ Li Nianfang was like a little kid in a candy shop as he planned out what he was going to make with every inch of the dragon’s body.

‘Oh, I almost forgot! I’ll still need to patch up Blackie’s leather pants. Not a day goes by where I don’t worry about him. Since the hole is directly where his butthole is, maybe I should do a patch in a mosaic pattern. Haha!’

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Spiritual Mountain, the Big Lord Demon was sitting in the middle of a group of bald-headed devotees with a shawl wrapped around his body. He was receiving a Buddhist’s baptism and chanting the sutras as penance for all his previous sins.

He gazed around the shiny bald heads around a face that said he had nothing to live for anymore as he was handled like a puppet by the monks. He sighed internally and thought, ‘To think that buddhism used to be the demons’ number one enemy. Heck, it was even wiped out by Luohou once. And now look at me, sitting here amongst these bald-headed donkeys. Woe is me. Well, if you can’t fight them, join them. Anyways, it’s better to be still alive than living a life of fear outside’.

At the same time, on the Dragon Planet, an infinite dragon force blanketed the planet while the cries of the strongest Heavenly Dragon echoed through the air. The chief of the Heavenly Dragon Race sported a pair of shiny silver horns on their head and was born with two pupils in each eye. He was sitting on the Heavenly Dragon throne while a powerful aura continuously streamed out of his body. It was this aura that his ministers willingly subjugated to.

Inside the main hall stood the five elders of the five dragon tribes with an ashen look on their faces.

"Is there still no news from the three elders?" The Heavenly Dragon Chief asked.

"I’m afraid not," said one of the dragon tribe elders. "But we’ve already sent more men to investigate. We’ll soon have our answers."

The Heavenly Dragon Chief slammed down his palm on the table. "Useless! You’re all useless!" shouted him angrily, "Didn’t you all swore an oath that the three elders have captured a Chaos Heavenly Dragon girl, who is the most talented of all the Dragon’s bloodline, and would soon become the wife for the prince? Do you think it’s funny to lie to me?

With great expectations came great disappointments. He had the wedding all planned out and if the dragon girl was as good as they said, then he would not even mind being the groom. He was all pumped up at the thought of the Heavenly Dragon Race’s revival and had been waiting patiently for the good news. But it was like the three elders had disappeared from the face of the universe since the last message. How could he not be angry now?

Suddenly,

"Spit it out! What did you discover?" The Heavenly Dragon Chief asked coldly.

"We discovered their aura was all over the place and that no new aura could be detected. They’re all dead!" The follower lamented.

The five tribal elders’ faces turned purple with rage.

"Who dares to kill our Heavenly Dragon Race?"

"Their aura was all over the place? Could they have moved their corpses?"

"We shall not take this lying down! They’re obviously trying to provoke us!"

"We must avenge them by killing them all!"

Their voices were full of arrogance and bloodlust.

The Heavenly Dragon Chief did not say anything as he sat quietly on the throne with his eyes closed. He waited for the ruckus to die down before saying anything, "Do you know where they are now?"

"Their last location was somewhere in the Area of the Gods. I did not look further than that and from what I know, none of the dragons from the other tribes survived as well," replied the follower.

The Heavenly Dragon Chief nodded his head. "According to the information given by the three elders, the Chaos Heavenly Dragon bloodline came from the Area of the Gods, right? It seems like she did not come from a simple background. All of the dragon tribes had been summoned to the ancient battleground and yet only the dragons from the Area of the Gods survived."

He paused for effect before continuing on. "Send a message to all the other Dragons in the Chaos stating that the Heritage from the ancient battleground had fallen into the hands of someone from the Area of the Gods and who killed all the other Dragons. Tell them I would be more than willing to join forces with them to enact justice upon the culprits"

"Yes, sir!" The follower then left the main hall to spread the message.

After that, all the different Dragon tribes in Chaos received the message.

"How dare they kill our race?" The Dragon Horse Tribe said.

"What exactly is the Heritage in the ancient battleground? It must be very powerful for everyone wanting to get their hands on it."

"Area of the Gods? I’ve always wanted to go there. I pledge my allegiance to join forces."

"The Dragons in the Area of the Gods must be fakes. We are the true bloodline."

"I’m not scared with the Heavenly Dragon by our side. We’ll be unstoppable with their power."

The various Dragon tribes sent in their reply and began to gather their power. The momentum created a dark stream aiming straight for the Area of the Gods.

Five days passed by in a blink of an eye. Li Nianfang had finished making his cured meat and given them to the people at the Heavenly Palace. On the very same day, the Heavenly Palace organised a party to taste the cured meat and flat peach. The happiest of them all were the Kirins for they and the Dragons were natural born enemies.

"So this is what the Heavenly Dragon from the Chaos tastes like. From the looks of the flesh alone, one could tell they are a very powerful race."

"Yes! I can’t believe we’re eating the meat of our natural born enemy! It tastes so good! Hahahah."

"We’re so lucky to have the expert as a friend."

Meanwhile, at the Empath Sect, Qin Zhongshan was carrying a bundle of cured meat with a wide grin on his face. It took all of Qin Yun and Qin Chuyue’s willpower to stop themselves from eating all the cured meat then and there.

"It’s nice of the expert to give us all these cured meat. We’re so blessed to have him as a friend."

"What have we done to deserve his kindness?"

"I can’t wait! I want to eat it now!"

"No, we have to offer it to the Buddha first to show our sincerity."

Jiechi, the Buddha, and the group of monks stared in a daze at the cured meat offering in front of them. They started to chant. They were monks who had taken a vow to abstain from meat. Was the expert testing their resolve by giving them the cured meat?

"I know!" Jiech saidi suddenly. "The expert wants us to use these cured meat in our buddhahood training. We should practice our willpower by only chanting at the meat and not eating it."

"Isn’t this a form of torture?" The Big Lord Demon asked. He was visibly dumbfounded and drools were trickling out of his mouth. "I’m going crazy! I want to eat some meat! Even a lick would do. I don’t want to be a monk anymore. I beg of you, please…" It was the first time the poor Big Lord Demon came across a meat as fragrant as the one before him.

Li Nianfang had no ulterior motive for giving out the cured meat and yet his act had caused quite a ruckus in the Area of the Gods, attracting the attention of everyone. Those who had received the cured meat from him naturally became cocky and could not wait to show off the gift of honor. On the opposite end, those that did not receive the cured meat became gloomy and swore to themselves they would work harder at befriending the expert.

Three days passed again and the night air was as cold as ice water. Outside of the Chaos gathered a terrifying energy as they shot across the sky, leaving the air trembling in their wake. The group was led by the Heavenly Dragon Chief as they aimed straight for the Area of the Gods. There were only two things in his mind — revenge and Dragin. He would not stop at anything to make her the bride for his son.

"Dragons, now is the time for us to take over the Area of the Gods!" He said in a rousing voice.

"Yes! We’ll show them what the Dragons are made of!"

"I bet there’s nothing great about the Area of the Gods anyways."

"There are all kinds of powerful people in the Area of the Gods. It would be prudent for us to keep our heads low to gain a footing in the situation first."

After the discussions ended, they majestically entered the Area of the Gods. As soon as they were within the city, they became attracted by the things around them but the feeling was soon replaced with overwhelm at the vastness of the place.

"Where should we go first?" Someone asked.

The Heavenly Dragon Chief closed his eyes to better trace the aura of the dead Heavenly Dragons. In a few seconds or so, he opened his eyes and stared fixedly in a particular direction. "Everyone, follow me!"

The group did as he ordered and soon arrived in a mountainous area. On top of each mountain stood a glittering gold temple and buddhist music could be heard coming out of them.

"Too noisy!" The Heavenly Dragon Chief frowned and unleashed a terrifying energy which wiped out all of the temples. Only the sound of silence could be heard after that.

"What happened?"

"What a terrifying aura. It’s an enemy attack!"

"Look up at the sky! There’s so many of them and they don’t seem too friendly."

"Quickly ask the Buddha to come here."

The Dragons looked down at the panicking monks from up above the sky. The absurdity of them caused them to laugh out loud.

"Those baldies look like a bunch of ants scurrying on the ground."

"Wow, their heads are super shiny under the night sky."

"There doesn’t seem to be any skilled fighters amongst them. This should be an easy job."

"Huh? Did you guys feel that? It feels like a Dragon’s aura."

The Dragons all fixed their gaze in a particular direction at the same time. They were greeted with a sight of a bundle of cured meat.

"Is that…is that dragon meat? It can’t be!"

"Who would dare to do this?"

"It smells so good. It must taste delicious!"

The sound of collective swallowing caused a ripple in the sky. The Heavenly Dragon Chief was staring at the cured meat too and with a wave of his hand summoned it to him. The fragrance of the cured meat became thicker now that it was so close to him.

"This is indeed made from dragon meat and belongs to one of our elders to boot!" His voice was full of sadness and rage. "He has been turned into cured meat! Poor him!" He then took a bite of the cured meat. "So delicious…" His tears kept on falling. Only he knew those were not tears of sadness but tears of happiness at how delicious the cured meat was.

He took another bite. "How could anyone be so cruel?" The cured meat became lesser by the seconds and the other Dragons elders could not help but say, "Leave some for us!"

"And us! Sharing is caring."

"Never in my life would I expect dragon meat to be so delicious."

"It seems like I have passed the point of no return."

"I have a great idea!"

The rest of the Dragons had to do everything in their power to not run away with the remaining cured meat.

"Amitabha," a voice suddenly said from behind. The voice belonged to Jiechi who was bathed in a golden buddha light. Following behind him was a group of tall monks who were half covered in shawl, revealing their muscular body, which created an impactful visual effect.. They were none other than Heavenly Dragon armies.



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Chapter 656: Entering the River of Time, A Mysterious Phantom</h2><p>The black planet exploded with a loud crash. The fragmented rocks transformed into flying meteorites which shot across the four directions in the Chaos. The group fixed their gazes at the center of the explosion and saw a head appear in Yanmo’s hand. The head was also pitch black like metal and the most surprising thing about it was the single giant eye situated vertically in the middle of its face. The eye was staring straight at the group with a red glint.</p><p>"Run!" shouted Blackie. He turned around without hesitation and the group followed closely behind him. They all shot out across the Chaos in trails of light. They were not stupid enough to think they would be able to take Yanmo down now that he had recovered his head. They had no doubt he could completely wipe them out with only the power in his pinkie.</p><p>Yanmo put his head back on his neck and instantly, endless fierce light engulfed the Chaos and a loud humming sound could be heard all around. Powerful energy began to flow through his body which caused the laws of the universe to vibrate non-stop. This was the return of the king and the only way to survive was to surrender. He quickly chased after Blackie while still remembering to absorb the Spiritual Qi around him.</p><p>Jiang Liu sensed Yanmo’s movement behind him and shouted in shock, "He’s coming at us fast!"</p><p>"We can see that, Captain Obvious. Keep running as fast as you can!" said Blackie. They were taking the route they previously took but their force was much more powerful than before, raising another ruckus amongst one of the planet’s locals.</p><p>"What’s happening? Why are they back?"</p><p>"This is too frightening. Compared to them, I’m as weak as an ant."</p><p>"They’ve reversed their roles. The bald dog’s being chased after this time!"</p><p>"Look, the headless figure’s headless no more! No wonder they’re being chased after."</p><p>It was at this time that Yanmo slowly raised his palm against the planet as he expanded his body to the extent he could seemingly hold up the whole Chaos with one hand. Mighty forces rolled out from his body which was already much bigger than the planet, making it seem like the planet was nothing but a toy. Yanmo grabbed hold of the planet and imbibed everything into his body. Immediately, a series of frightened screams could be heard as the planet was sucked dry.</p><p>While doing that, Yanmo never stopped moving his feet as he continued chasing after Blackie. His single eye, which was fixed on Blackie, glowed even redder as it turned blood-red. "You stupid dog, die! Supernatural power, Death Stare!"</p><p>Blackie, who was running for his life, felt a sudden chill in his body as if he could be wiped out from the face of the world any second. He wiggled his butt without hesitation and shouted, "Mosaic Light!" Instantly, mosaic light shot out from his butt and surrounded the group.</p><p>To Yanmo’s eyes, Blackie and the group were completely hidden by the mosaic light and so he found it difficult to know where they were at. The loss of the target meant that his Death Stare attack was useless as it landed on a nearby planet, causing it to disappear at a speed visible to the naked eye.</p><p>"That’s one hell of a supernatural power!"</p><p>"It’s a good thing the master gave me these leather pants. We’re still alive thanks to it. Long live the mosaic!"</p><p>"Make sure to avoid the light cause I don’t think we can deflect it at all!"</p><p>"This Wisdom Elite’s too powerful. We’re no match against him!"</p><p>They were all stunned by Yanmo’s terrifying power and wished they could flee even faster.</p><p>"I’ll increase our speed with the power of the wind," said Shi Tuqin as she quickly wrote something in the air. Immediately, their speed was drastically increased.</p><p>"What should we do, Lord Dog? How long do you think your mosaic light can last?" asked Huang Deheng anxiously.</p><p>"Lord Dog, maybe we should ask for help from the expert," said Jiang Liu.</p><p>With the mosaic light still flowing out from his butt, Blackie gave the thought some consideration. "No, Yanmo’s too strong. He might disturb the master if we lead him back there. Under no circumstances can we allow that to happen." He shook his head vigorously. "Only a Wisdom Elite can take him down and I know just the person. Follow me!" With that, he led the group off in another direction.</p><p>Soon, they arrived at the ancient battleground, and not long after, so did Yanmo. He stared at the mosaic and started to rush toward it while throwing a punch at the same time. The force of the power pummelled everything to the ground. Blackie quickly brought everyone to the river and entered it without any hesitation.</p><p>He planned to ask the Soul Master for help. It was the best plan he could come up with on such short notice. He was sure the Soul Master would be able to handle Yanmo for she was also of the Wisdom level. Not to mention, she had the Elite King’s corpse with her, too.</p><p>Once inside the River of Time, they knew they had entered a completely different world. A horrible pressure caused their minds to go into a trance and inexplicably gave birth to a sense of confusion as a deluge of chaotic voices crashed around in their ears. The river seemed peaceful on the surface but below that, it was kicking up angry foams against the sides.</p><p>"We have to be extra careful while here. The River of Time contains scenes and sounds from infinite periods of time. We must keep our Dao Hearts stabilized for it’s the end of the road if we lose it," warned Blackie gravely.</p><p>Huang Deheng and Old Ling’s hearts began to beat wildly at the mention of the River of Time. The name sounded very familiar to them and instantly brought about a round of mixed feelings which caused them to shudder. No one had ever been able to confirm the existence of the River of Time. Now that they were faced with it, they became awestruck at the thought that the ability to go back in time itself was before them.</p><p>They walked along the river and scenes from their past floated before their eyes. There were times of happiness, sadness, anger, and regrets. The scenes were so temptingly close to them that they wished they could enter it and change the course of their histories.</p><p>Suddenly, they were brought back to the present by a crisp whipping sound. What greeted them was the sight of Qin Manyun looking at them sternly with a glowing willow branch in her hand. "Don’t lose yourself in the River of Time. What you see before you are nothing but illusions. There’s no way we can break through the barrier of time with our power."</p><p>"That was a close shave. Thank you for saving us, Miss Qin," said Huang Deheng and others. One would need to pay a heavy price to change the course of history. Even a Wisdom Elite would run into a risk of being engulfed by the River of Time. What was more to say about them?</p><p>Qin Manyun and Shi Tuqin became more and more awestruck as they delved deeper into the River of Time. When they first heard of Li Nianfan’s plan of resurrection, they felt his power to be beyond their imaginations, but now that they were walking inside the River of Time, they had a better understanding of what it would really take for Li Nianfan to do so. They nearly fell into despair at the thought of how much stronger Li Nianfan really was compared to an ordinary human being. This caused them to realize without a doubt that no one was comparable to the expert.</p><p>They realized Yanmo, too, had entered the River of Time when the waves around them thrashed even more wildly. The force of his entrance caused the water level to recede as one water pillar shot up to the sky.</p><p>"Run!" shouted Blackie decisively.</p><p>Yanmo did not immediately chase after them. He stood where he was with his trembling body as confusion began to fill his eyes. All the while, he ignored the water crashing against his body. Before his very eyes was the scene of the destruction of his world. The planets were dying, the sun and moon dimmed, and many living creatures were wiped out. He was reliving the past again—of the Eldritchs plundering and slaughtering.</p><p>He gave out an angry roar and an infinite aura erupted from within him, causing the River of Time to shake. He maniacally punched the air which caused no more than a little ripple here and there as if the scenes were protected by an invisible barrier. He kept on roaring and punching, punching and roaring while wishing vehemently to break the barrier and go back in time.</p><p>Meanwhile, Blackie and the rest of the group kept moving forward while the scenes changed before them. They saw the end of planets, the breaking apart of the heavens, the pitiful plight of many living creatures, the countless people who died in battle, skies stained red with their blood, and of course, the Eldritchs. There were no words to describe just how destitute those times were.</p><p>"I, Qing Di, killed twelve Chaos Daluo Golden Immortals of the Eldritch Clan. I asked the Elite, though dead, our clan will never perish!"</p><p>"I, Zhantian Dijun, killed three Wisdom level fighters of the Eldritch Clan. I pledge my loyalty to the human race to fight off all enemies!"</p><p>"I, Yu Linglong, will go into the Chaos Ocean in pursuit of the Eldritch Clan! I won’t back down in the face of danger!"</p><p>Qin Manyun was crying her heart out. "Why does this all have to happen? Why can’t we all live together in peace?"</p><p>"It was a tragic time. A total disaster for the Chaos. No one got away unaffected," said Huang Deheng in a low voice.</p><p>Suddenly, they heard loud crashing sounds coming from in front of them. Terrible forces of energy erupted around them and made them jump.</p><p>"A fight must’ve broken out in the River of Time."</p><p>"What a frightening aura. The fighters are definitely more powerful than us."</p><p>"Could it be the Soul Master?"</p><p>The group was shocked and quickly rushed toward the location of the fight.</p><p>What greeted them were three figures flying above the river’s surface. An infinite amount of aura poured out of them which caused the water around them to flow in an opposite direction. Two of the figures belonged to the Soul Master and the Elite King. They could not see who the other person was but he must be strong to be able to go head-to-head against the Soul Master and the Elite King.</p><p>The Soul Master waved the Chaos Flag and the River of Time exploded. The water shot up to create a wall. The light of destruction from </p><p>"We’ve been at it for a long time now so why don’t you give up this futile attempt? There’s no way the two of you can stop me," said the mysterious phantom with a cold laugh. He received an answer in the form of the Elite King’s attack. "Earth-Shattering Fist!" Although one could sense the Wisdom power pulsating within, it was infinitely more powerful than any Wisdom attack. Even brushing against it would cause a thousand planets to explode.</p><p>The mysterious phantom did not seem to be afraid and threw a punch, too. The impact of the collision between the two attacks parted the River of Time. If this was any other ordinary river, the water would have been completely evaporated by the impact. However, this was the River of Time after all. There was only a small ripple in the water before settling back to its original form.</p><p>"I can’t believe there’s another person in the River of Time. Do you think that mysterious phantom’s one of the Eldritchs?" asked Shi Tuqin in shock.</p><p>Qin Manyun knitted her brows together and answered, "It’s obvious the Soul Master and Elite King aren’t at the peak of their powers. Surely they would’ve defeated the mysterious phantom by now if they were."</p><p>"I remember the Soul Master saying something about someone wanting to go back in time to kill the young Elite King. That mysterious phantom must be the person she was talking about! She came here to stop him!" said Blackie.</p><p>"Where did the mysterious phantom come from and how did it manage to enter the River of Time?" asked Shi Tuqin with a puzzled expression on her face.</p><p>The River of Time was in the ancient battleground which was situated in Chaos. It was obvious that the mysterious phantom was not in the Chaos, so how did it enter the River of Time?</p><p>"I think I can answer your question. Strictly speaking, the River of Time doesn’t exist. It can only be manifested using great power so it can appear anywhere the manifester wishes. However, I haven’t heard of anyone who could manifest the River of Time so it’s odd how there suddenly seems to be two people who can do that now," explained Huang Deheng. "That mysterious phantom’s real body’s probably somewhere else. He must’ve used a special method to enter the River of Time."</p><p>In actuality, he was extremely frightened at the thought of the mysterious phantom’s power. The mysterious phantom not only managed to enter the River of Time but his combat power had already reached the realm of a Wisdom Elite. That meant that with his real body, he could even surpass a Wisdom Elite! The mysterious phantom probably had a hand in all the catastrophes that ever occurred in the Chaos.</p><p>Suddenly, they heard the sound of footsteps coming from behind them. It was Yanmo striding quickly and causing a mini-wave to rise with every step. His single eye was completely red and his whole body was emitting a cold murderous aura.</p><p>"We’re doomed," said Jiang Liu with a low voice. They were hoping to be rescued by the Soul Master. It never crossed their minds that she herself would also be engaged in a desperate battle. Now, there were enemies on both sides. This would not end well for them.</p><p>"Lord Dog, what should we do?" asked the dispirited group.</p><p>"I’ll try to buy some time with my leather pants but after that, we’re on our own," said Blackie with resignation in his voice.</p><p>"It’s you!" shouted Yanmo suddenly when he laid his eyes on the mysterious phantom. Instantly, he was filled with a powerful murderous intent as he rushed toward the mysterious phantom. "I’m going to kill you!"</p><h2>Chapter 657: The Elite’s Arrival, The Expert Went Fishing

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