Chapter 75
"When this equipage met the wedding procession, the lean gentleman stopped his carriage and called out to Sarvolgyi's coachman to bring his coach to a standstill.
"The lean man leaped down from his carriage, the stout man after him, the official following them, and stepped up to the bridegroom.
"'Are you Joseph Gyali?' inquired the lean man, without any prefix.
"'I am,' he said, looking at the dust-covered man with angry hauteur, not comprehending by what right anyone could dare to stop him at such a time and to address him so curtly.
"But the lean man seized the door of the carriage and said to the bridegroom:
"'Well, sir, have you any soul?'
"Our dear friend could not comprehend what new form of greeting it was, to ask a man on the road whether he had a soul.
"But the lean man seemed to wish to know that at any cost.
"'Sir, have you any soul?'
"'What?'
"Have you any soul, that you can lead an innocent maiden to the altar, in the position in which you are?'
"'Who are you? And how dare you to address me?'
"'I am Miklos Daruszegi, county court magistrate, and have come to arrest you, in consequence of a proclamation of the High Court of Justice in Vienna, which has sent us instructions to arrest you wherever you may be found on the charge of several forgeries and deceits, _in flagrante_, and not to accept bail!'
"'But, sir--!'
"'There is no chance for resistance. You knew already in Vienna to what charge you were liable, and you came directly to Hungary in the hope that if you could ally yourself with some propertied lady, your honorable person might be defended, thus practising fresh deceit against others. And now again I ask you, whether you have the soul to wish, on the prison's threshold, to drag an innocent maiden with you?'"
"Poor Melanie!"--whispered Lorand.
"Poor Melanie naturally fainted, and the poor P. C.'s widow was beside herself with rage: poor Sarvolgyi wept like a child: all the guests fled back to the house, and the bridegroom was compelled to descend from the bridal coach, and take his place in the magistrate's muddy chaise, still wearing his costume covered with decorations: they supplied him with a rug, it is true, to cover himself with, but the heron-plumed hat remained on his head for the public wonder.
"I truly sympathised with the poor creatures! Still it seems I have survived that pain too.--If only it had not happened in the street!
Before the eyes of so many men! If I at least had not seen it! If only I might give a romantic version of the catastrophe. But such a prosaic ending! A bridegroom arrested for the forgery of doc.u.ments at the church door!--His tragedy is surely over!"
"But according to that, Melanie did not become his wife?" said Lorand.
"Melanie has not been married at all."
Topandy shook his head.
"You are an impatient audience, nephew. Still I shall not hurry the performance. You must wait till I send a gla.s.s of absinthe down my throat, for my stomach turns at the very thought of what I am about to relate."
And he was not joking: he looked among the many chemicals for the bottle bearing the label "absynthium," and drank a small gla.s.s of it. Then he poured one out for Lorand.
"You must drink too."
"I could not drink it, uncle," said Lorand, full of other thoughts.
"But drink this gla.s.s, I tell you: until you do I shall not continue.
What I am going to say is strong poison, and this is the antidote."
So Lorand drank, that he might hear what happened.
"Well, my dear boy. You must dispense with the idea that Melanie is not a wife: Melanie two days ago married--Sarvolgyi!"
"Oh, that is only a jest!" exclaimed Lorand incredulously.
"Of course it is a jest: only a very mad one. Who could take such things seriously? Sarvolgyi was jesting when he said to Madame Balnokhazy: 'Madame, there is a scandal--your daughter is neither a miss nor a Mrs. She is burdened both by loss and contempt. You cannot appear any more
Lorand will never come back again, Gyali has deceived us; but only t.i.t for tat,--for we deceived him with that tale of the regained property in which only one man believes,--honorable Sarvolgyi. If you accept his offer, you will be a lady of position, if not, you can come with me as a wandering actress. We can take our revenge upon them, for they hate Sarvolgyi too. And after all Sarvolgyi is a very pleasant fellow.'--And surely Melanie was jesting when two days later she said to the priest before the altar that in the whole world there was only one man whom she could deem worthy of her love, and he was Sarvolgyi.--I believe it was all a jest--but so it happened."
Lorand covered his face with his hands.
"A jest indeed, a fine jest fit to stir one's blood," Topandy angrily burst out. "That girl, whom I so loved, whom I treated as my child, who was to me an image of what they call womanly purity, throws herself away upon my most detested enemy, a loathsome corpse, whose body, soul, and spirit had already decayed. Why if she had returned broken-hearted to me, and said, 'I have erred,' I should have still received her with open arms: she should not thus have prost.i.tuted the feeling which I held for her.
"Oh, my friend, there is nothing more repulsive in this round world, than a woman who can make herself thus loathed."
Lorand's silence gave a.s.sent to this sentence.
"And now follows the madness I committed.
"I said: if you jest, let me jest too. My house was at that moment full of gay companions, who were helping me to curse. But what is the value of curses? A mad idea occurred to me. I said: 'If you are holding a marriage feast yonder, I shall hold one here.' You remember there was an old mangled-eared a.s.s, used by the shepherd to carry the hides of slaughtered oxen, called by my servants, out of ridicule, Sarvolgyi.
Then there was a beautiful thoroughbred colt, which Melanie chose betimes to bear her name. I dressed the a.s.s and foal up as bridegroom and bride, one of the drunken revellers dressed as a 'monk' and at the same time that Sarvolgyi and Melanie went to their wedding, here, in my courtyard, I parodied the holy ceremony in the persons of those two animals."
Lorand was horror stricken.
"It was a mad idea: I acknowledge it," continued Topandy. "To ridicule religious ceremonies! That will cost me two years at least in the county prison: I shall not defend myself--I have deserved it. I shall put up with it. I knew it when I carried out this raving jest--I knew what the outcome would be. But if they had promised me all the good things that lie between the guardian of the Northern Dog-star and the emerald wings of the vine-dresser beetle, or if they had threatened me with all that exists down to the middle of the earth, down to h.e.l.l, I should have done it, when once I had thought it out. I wanted a h.e.l.lish revenge, and there it was. How h.e.l.lish it was you may imagine from the fact that the jovial fellows at once sobered, disappeared from the house; and since then one or two have written to beg me not to betray their presence here on that occasion. I am only pleased you were not here then."
"And I am sorry I was not. Had I been, it would not have happened."
"Don't say that, my dear boy. Don't think too well of yourself. You don't know what you would have felt, had you seen pa.s.s before you in a carriage her whom we had idolized with him whom we detest so. It destroyed my reason. And even now I feel a terrible void in my soul.
That girl occupied such a large place therein. I feel it is still more painful for me that I perpetrated such a trivial jest in her name, in her memory.--Still, it has happened and we cannot recall it. We have begun the campaign of hatred, and don't know ourselves where it will end. Now let us speak of other things. During my imprisonment you will take over the farm and remain here."
"Yes."
"But you have still another difficult matter to get through first."
"I know."
"Oh dear no. Why do you always wish to discover my thoughts? You cannot know of what I am thinking."
"Czipra...."
"That is not quite it. Though it did occur to me to ask how could I leave a young man and a young girl here all alone. Yet in that matter I have my own logic: the young man either has a heart or none at all. If he has a heart, he will either keep his distance from the girl, or, if he has loved her, he will not ask who her father and mother were or what her dowry is. He will estimate her at her own value for her own self--a faithful woman. If he has no heart, the girl must see to having more: she must defend herself. If neither has a heart,--well a daily occurrence will occur once more. Who has ever grieved over it? I have nothing to say in the matter. He who knows himself to be an animal, nothing more, is right: he who considers himself a higher being, a man, a n.o.ble man, is right too: and he who wishes to be an angel, is only vain. Whether you make the girl your mistress or your wife, is the affair of you two: it all depends which category of the physical world you desire to belong to. The one says, 'I, a male a.s.s, wish to graze with you, a female-a.s.s, on thistles;' or, 'I, a man, wish to be your G.o.d, woman, to care for you.' It is, as I say, a matter of taste and ideas. I entrust it to you. But I have matter for serious anxiety here.
Have you not remarked that here, round Lankadomb, an enormous number of robberies take place?"
"Perhaps not more than elsewhere: only we do not know about the misfortunes of others."
"Oh, dear, no; our neighborhood is in reality the home of a far-reaching robber-band, whose dealings I have long followed with great attention.