Chapter 7
I trigger the last resort and unite with Tira.
…… To be precise, I carry her on my back.
「――tte, why are you carrying me on your back?」
「I will run at full speed. Like this, we should arrive at the top in an hour」
〈Pinnacle of Physique〉together with〈Pinnacle of Endurance〉ridiculously enhance my body.
「Wha, run? How far do you think the top floor is?」
「I’m confident in my endurance. Besides, Tira is light. And soft」
「Sof….. P, please put me down」
「It’s okay, it’s okay」
「…… I, I didn’t take a bath these few last days…… I probably smell……」
「Rather, I welcome that!」
「This person, a pervert―――!? P, please immediately put me down!」
「I decline」
I’m tightly holding Tira’s thighs in my hands.
Even if you flap around violently, I won’t let you go. As if I could miss this chance!
Rather, I don’t smell anything bad.
Kunkun, Suu~ Haa~ Suu~ Haa~
「Hey, stop sniffing! ――Hiya?」
I take the crouching start position.
Yo~i, don!
I rapidly accelerate.
「Kyaaaaa!?」
Tira screams.
In order to not fall off, she sticks to me like a glue.
Thanks to that, the touch of her b.o.o.bies on my back…… is almost non-existent.
Bad luck. Tira apparently has tiny b.r.e.a.s.t.s.
「…… Right now, you thought about something very rude, didn’t you?」
I feel a disgusted look on the back of my neck. This girl, is she an esper?
「More than that, there’s a group of monsters ahead. I’m going in」
「Going in…… hey, are you serious?」
「I’m always at least half serious」
「That’s quite appropriate, don’t you think!?」
「Tira, support me with magic」
「Ah, mou, I understand」
I charge straight towards the group of Cyclops in front of us.
Tira chants an Intermediate Grade magic.
The Cyclops which attack us have their bodies chilled and their movements become dull.
「Nice, Tirarara!!」
「Please don’t call me weird names」
I easily run through the Cyclops which were chilled my Tira’s magic.
I forcibly remove those who obstruct my way.
The monsters attack late.
I would normally play
「Just what kind of physique do you have……?」
「Just by having Tira on my back gives me infinite energy. It’s probably the thing called power of love?」
「W, what kind of foolish things are you saying, mou!」
The back of my head is repeatedly hit.
We already were on the stairs to the next floor before I noticed.
I ran up the stairs quickly and continued right to the next floor.
I ignore the monsters and climb up.
We steadily advance at an incredible speed.
We have crushed the 80th floor’s boss in no time.
I noticed an abnormality when closing on the 90th floor.
「Tira, are you okay? …… Tira?」
At first, when I crouched or jumped she would go「Hii」or「Kya」, but she has been staying silent for a while now.
「Fufu」
「Tira? What’s wr――」
「Aha…… ahahahahaha!」
This child suddenly burst out in laughter, though!?
Did she become mad from fear?
c.r.a.p, maybe I should have cut on the speed a little……
「Hahahahahaha!」
「That…… Tira-san……? Umm……」
「You really are an irresponsible person!」
Then, Tira keeps on talking and shouting.
「You can keep on running like this without getting tired, you charge into large group of monsters like a fool and easily instakill bosses! There’s a limit to bulls.h.i.+t! Compared to those por monsters, you are the real monster! My common sense seems absurd thanks to you!」
Is she praising me?
Or is she speaking ill of me?
「Let’s go to the 100th floor! And instakill the last boss too!」
「Ah, yes」
「What is that weak reply! Hey, increase your speed, please! You can go much faster, right!? Go~ Go~! Ahahahaha!」
Ti ra has go ne mad!
Ah, but.
She was flatly refusing me before, her high tension may have weakened!
What is it?
You know what it is. It’s touching "that", touching!
「Tira」
「What is it?」
I made up my mind and say.
「Won’t you let me touch your b.o.o.bs a little?」
「Why did the hurdle from a while ago increase!?」
「Just the tip, just the tip」
「Extra dame desu!」
It was no good.
Like this, we have finally arrived at the unreachable top floor.