Chapter 46
"...that's not a racc.o.o.n"
Dante shoots a zombie that had been walking towards lily.
lily thought to herself holy f.u.c.kin s.h.i.+t I need to go home. How do I ask bae to take me home without looking like a p.u.s.s.y. He's leaving so she ran back up beside him even though he was probably only a good five feet away since he was trying to scout it out since damit there's f.u.c.kin zombies everywhere.lily basically clings to one of his arms the whole time probably not the safest idea but she's scared as h.e.l.l so she's not thinking straight. One of those super deformed demons attempted to charge from behind which was gunned down. Dante grabbed lily and pushed her behind him and pointed his gun at where he'd heard the gunshots.
Leon"just saved both your a.s.ses where's the thanks?"
Dante probably would have flipped him off if lily hadn't almost been killed unfortunately she hasn't gained immortality yet and even if she has she refuses to use it until after she turns 18.
Leon "this ones new"
Dante "introduces later lets get inside first"
meanwhile lily had almost f.u.c.kin killed her self by heart attack from freight. Thankfully she didn't p.i.s.s herself from fear of undead things walking around but her hearts to fast as it is so yeah almost died just there. (Good thing I watched darker then black and I can just zap myself in the heart to jumpstart it, if the hero did it and
Leon"for a minute I thought she was lady but then I realized she didn't have red and blue eyes"
Dante "...lily Leon and Leon lily my girlfriend is terrified I regret bringing her let's hurry this up so she doesn't die from stress"
*Claire clapped*
"You found someone to put up with you good job"
Dante "...I swear to my mothers grave if that was a diss on my girl Ima kill you"
Claire"no that was for you not for he- why does she remind me of sherry"
lily is hiding under a desk
"Stfu I don't wanna die a virgin"
Claire"...you didn't tap that yet?"
Dante "I'm in the home stretch two more weeks"
lily"...if you dis him Ima shank you in the leg"
Claire"...but he's in his late twenties"
lily"don't underestimate love"
Claire"...mmm dam ok I'm uncomfortable since she still makes me think of sherry"
Dante "she's not blonde"
lily"is it because I'm a terrified woman hiding under a desk because there's nothing between us but wires duck tape and maybe some worn down furniture in this building protecting us from death that can break at any minute"
Claire "...I see it now it's the desks fault"
lily"...these things self aware or not because I have a antidote for the ones that have memories"
Leon "why didn't you say that sooner not all are like that but some like the not fully turned ones"
lily "again not the same but it might"
Claire "to science"*leaves building comes back after a minute* "I forgot the lab exploded"
lily"...f.u.c.k welp Ima just lock myself in a vault and wait there's gotta be a vault somewhere"
Dante "...I can take care of the building and the city maybe a half hour or less"
*a loud crash and footsteps*
lily zaps her chest with a electrical shock thing coming from her hand and she gasped for air.
Claire "Jesus Christ did you just jump start your heart?"
"This is one of the few things I'm scared of stfu I hate jumpscares and certain people"
And with that the room was flooded with zombies from a lower level.