Chapter 12
Dante:*walked in at just the right time with the stuff*
"holy s.h.i.+t how'd you fall out of your chair? Trish hold the puppy"
*tosses her a puppy*
Trish:*f.u.c.kin dives to protect the puppy*
"Don't throw dogs Jesus also she stood on her own I spooked her and she fell,she looked like Bambi when she stood I had to make a reference cuz if I didn't I would have regretted not doing it."
lily:*standing again but wobbly*
"f.u.c.k you mam this is hard"
Trish:..."dante are you the anti Chist cuz she's cured"
Dante:"wrong bible reference but ok"
*supporting lily so she doesn't fall again*
Lily:"don't be mad but I got a super power that one time you left me with the lady with two different eyes"
Dante:"why would I be mad your better"
lily:(marry me dummy I'm literally giving up my sanity to be worthy of you.)
Trish:."were your b.o.o.bs always that big?"
lily:.."p.u.b.erty"
Trish:"well alright, on that note party let's get wasted"
Dante:"how bout no"
(Sorry I ain't letting anyone hit on this even if she's basically a baby deer learning to walk right now)
Trish: fine your right name something you always wanted to do but couldn't til now shoot.
lily:...(lily don't say something unreasonable this is
Trish:..."I'll make lady take however much we spend off his debt he'll owe less cuz I can guilt trip her for this"
Dante:"holy s.h.i.+t thank you trish"
Trish:"your welcome I mostly did it cuz she's clearly worried about you again tho.b.i.t.c.h stop panicking he can't die"
lily:...(I'm in love with a immortal?...he's still my savior so f.u.c.k it I love him.)
"take my otaku a.s.s to j.a.pan then I can single handedly erase that debt on this trip all together."
Trish:"da f.u.c.k is a otaku?"
Dante:..."if were taking a vacation we need you to be able to not wobble so let's put that on hold"
Trish:"he gots a point"
lily:"I agree on this."
~a montage of her learning how to do s.h.i.+t most people can normally do at her age.as well as her doing a practicing cooking and housework s.h.i.+t on her own after the first montage.~
[to that awesome person who helped me find a cover page thank you you amazing. I gave the s.h.i.+p a puppy because I keep seeing fanart with Dante and a wolf I personally think him having a less macho dog is funny and adorable. I got this reference after watching kiss him not me as a joke,honestly I don't remember where the quotes actually from since it was a second hand account.]