Extra 2: Maid Journal VI
Part V
A maid is someone commanded by a master.
A maid is someone who serves a master.
A maid is a full-time volunteer who provides comprehensive service to her master’s livelihood.
Correct, this is a supermaid’s work journal.
Even among normal days, there will certainly be marvelous stories.
At the start of this story, for the sake of constructing a harmonious household, Master held an "opinion poll" at Wu Xinjie’s urging. Whatever the Sisters felt unhappy about, they need only mention it. The method was writing on paper slips. As the one and only maid, Little Yi’s assignment was to act as the "paper slip hub," summarizing all ideas.
One morning, the paper slips were gathered in quite an abundance. First is to sort them, give Master a category, give the Sisters a category, en, split them equally.
What opinions have the Sisters raised for Master?
To: Su Xing.
Remember to lock your door at night!
– Hua Wanyue who spends two hours washing her face. Save.
To: Young Su
Don’t lock your door at night!
– Zhang Yuqi who has seen many scenes of blowjobs and debauchery, save.
To: Young Master
You must lock your door at night.
– Even Bai Yutang is curiously asking in detail. Bashful Lin Yingmei, save.
To: Dear Husband
You must lock your door at night!
– Hu Niangzi who was too late to cover Tangtang’s eyes, save.
This type of paper slip was too numerous. It seems that locking the door was a confused mess, however, this was not the only issue.
To: Su Xing
Next time, don’t have me watch over the house alone!
– Shi Yuan who has only found half a box of instant noodles, save.
(Little Yi remembers that we left you frozen drumsticks. Are you unable to cook them yourself?)
To: Su Xing
Keep on womanizing and even I will not be able to explain this to Father Emperor. Why have you seduced even my maid!
– Zhao Hanyan who has
To: Big Brother
The Chaotic Tail Escape is not like a meal, nor is it something to show manliness.
– Medicine has its limits, An Suwen, save.
It seems Master has a very long path to walk...What do the other Sisters say?
To: Wu Xinjie
Don’t let Hua Xue assume Young Su’s form.
– Zhang Yuqi who has been fooled for an entire day, save.
To: Gongsun Huang
Don’t suddenly appear. You squashed my hand...
– Currently helping Dear Husband with a shoulder massage, Hu Niangzi, save.
To: Tang Lianxin
I don’t know who taught you that...But please don’t use an "up and down" [1] rhythm for your forging.
– Su Xing who in a daze mistook Niangzi for Yingmei, save.
To: Lin Yingmei
While we appreciate it during summer, please do not practice "Long Blizzard Nights" during winter.
– First place in a contest of corny jokes, Shi Yuan, save.
To: Wu Siyou
Elder Sister, your Black and White Unicorn Tiger snores at night...
– Coincidental next-door-neighbor An Suwen, save.
To: Shi Yuan
That was a midnight snack Yuqi requested Little Yi personally make! You stole it when I wasn’t looking, didn’t you! Admit it! Admit it!
– Zhang Feiyu who can only nibble on Little Sister’s cold bread, save.
To: An Suwen
It is not good for a doctor to be careless! I wanted hand lotion, but I got superglue instead!
– Zhao Hanyan who held a cup for an entire day, save.
To: Zhang Feiyu
Tangtang asked me that day what "that" meant.
– Very seriously raising an issue, Su Xing, save.
To: Lin Yingmei
Excessive eating and drinking is not healthy for your body.
– An Suwen who always cares about you, save.
To: Xi Yue
I always feel that the "Sir" address is a bit wrong.
– Su Xing who suddenly recalled a certain Ximen figure while flipping through "The Water Margin," save.
To: Wu Xinjie
Do! Not! Assault! Lin! Ying! Mei! In! Public!
– Wu Siyou, save.
To: Wu Siyou
Little Sister seems to have an opinion regarding how I spar with Yingmei. Is this the case?
– Respectfully yours, Hua Wanyue, save.
To: Hua Wanyue
When sparring with Yingmei, do not blush for no reason.
– Respectfully yours, Wu Siyou, save.
To: Zhao Hanyan
Reporting to Her Highness the princess, you have several maids who recently have been pointing and snickering at Young Lord.
– Love you, Wu Xinjie, save.
To: Chai Ling
Your Star Beast has eaten all the gold dust that Lianxin uses to forge Flying Swords.
– Tang Lianxin, who blames you and needs to reforge from scratch, save.
Ahh, most of the Sisters have left messages. Little Yi has not received any complaints. It appears that this maid’s labors have been fruitful. Sisters, the results speak for themselves.
Then, who does Little Yi have an opinion for? How about for Master then. You must change your underpants more frequently, otherwise they will not wash properly...At this moment, a paper slip was suddenly stuffed through the door.
To: Yan Yizhen...
What, Little Yi works hard everyday, how is there a complaint?
To: Yan Yizhen
Can you not raise a complaint with me?
– Su Xing, who has received too many opinions, save.
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Part V
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